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Gary "Elvis" Schepers, Yo La Tengo, Neko Case, and 24 Boa Constrictors   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 08:00 AM
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Karl

GARY "ELVIS" SCHEPERS UPDATE: I now have a reliable report that the tuba player (The Service, Devil In A Woodpile) and Chicago live rock soundman has a skin eating bacteria in his foot as well as diabetes. He has not lost any toes... yet -- and remains under medical monitoring. Gary is in good spirits and his foot seems to be getting better. There will be a series of benefits for him in January. More news as it becomes available. In the meantime, best wishes to him.

JAMES BROWN: The Godfather of Soul and the Hardest Working Man in Show Business is getting o­n the good foot at Washington, D.C.'s 9:30 Club tonight. The show will be streaming from NPR, starting around 9 p.m. ET. The opening act is Chuck Brown, the father of "go-go" music. Clearly a paternity-themed gig.

YO LA TENGO has an entertaining Hanukkah Diary as they play thir annual 8-night stand at Maxwell's in Hoboken.

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY: The New York Times (via QueenZone) looks at the story and secrets of the top British single of all time. Magnifico-oh-oh-oh.

SEASON OF THE LIST Fader has a slew of lists -- mostly dance-oriented, but some gems like "Top 12 Most Relentless Office Catchphrases" and "Top Eight Beards of 2005." Culturebully lists top mash-ups. The Des Moines Register has lists from critic Kyle Munson (who has some love for BRMC and The Blue Van) as well as a panel professional and semi-professional music types from around Iowa and beyond. Indieworkshop is counting down its Top 50 ten at a time. London's Independent has a poll of critics' choices compiled by HMV's rock and pop buyer, John Hirst. JustAddNoise has an eclectic list and is killing music with samples for the next couple of days. Listen Missy lists both albums and songs.

MORE LISTS: Junkmedia lists its Top Ten Albums and Interviews. From Blown Speakers lists a Top ten, but adds a 19-track year-in-review mix. Ryan at Muzzle of Bees lists his 31 favorites. USA Today compiles an unsurprisingly vanilla list, though kudos for mentioning The Caesars and Rogue Wave. The Washington Examiner lists the "worst" albums and "the best of the rest." And andPop's Adam Gonshor thinks There was no "best" album of 2005, because it was such a bad year for music.

MY MORNING JACKET is burning copies of their latest album, Z, for fans who purchased it with the hideous Sony XCD rootkit software. Also, Jim James is still recovering from an illness related to an earlier bout with pneumonia. Best wishes to him.

NEKO CASE: At Chromewaves, Frank is killing music this week with Case's cover of Tom Waits' "Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis."

BABY BOOMERS are having an increasing impact o­n the UK music industry. I would not be surprised if the same was true in the US.

DOWNLOAD PRICING: Sony BMG Music Entertainment and Vivendi Universal join Warner Music Group in receiving subpoenas from New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer regarding music download pricing.

THE BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA are still raising the roof with new recruits.

THE INDIENET: The New York Times (via C|Net) notes that by "exploiting o­nline message boards, music blogs and social networks, independent music companies are making big advances at the expense of the four global music conglomerates, whose established business model of blockbuster hits promoted through radio airplay now looks increasingly outdated."

PETE DOHERTY-KATE MOSS UPDATE: The unkie singer is suffering from writer's block due to the stresses of his personal life. Babyshambles guitarist Patrick Walden blamed Doherty's relationship with supposedly sober supermodel Moss for many of his problems.

JESSICA SIMPSON hubby Nick Lachey rebuffs the opposite of Jessica, at least until the divorce is finalized.

INDUSTRY INSIDERS and FEST PROMOTERS give their Top Ten Movies lists to IndieWire.

MUNICH: The Palestinian mastermind of the Munich Olympics attack in which 11 Israeli athletes died said o­n Tuesday he had no regrets and that Steven Spielberg's new film about the incident would not deliver reconciliation.

GUY RITCHIE: Mr. Madonna's Revolver topped the Top Ten Turkeys of 2005, as voted by members of o­nline UK DVD rental company LoveFilm.com.

LOHAN LOWDOWN: Li-Lo is having a New Years' hoedown in Miami Beach, with the low, low, low ticket price of 200 clams. And her flacks even claim that she will be there.

OPRAH WINFREY had her private jet downed by an attacking bird.

LOST: The cast of the island drama tops Entertainment Weekly's Entertainers of the Year list. Maggie Grace says her castmates want her dating, but also want to screen the guys. And Just Jared has Evangeline Lilly in Arena magazine, while Egotastic catches her on the beach.

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES wants to be a Vegas showgirl.

DAVID LETTERMAN got a New Mexico judge to throw out a restraining order obtained by a woman who thought Lettrman was harrassing her with coded messages thorugh her TV set.

THE JOSSIP AWARDS are announced in categories like "Sneakest Boyfriend Snatch" and "Most Frightening Celebirty Offspring."

WHO INSPIRES TEENAGE GIRLS? I would joke about Sienna Miller topping the list if the list didn't tend to go downhill from there. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

ORLANDO BLOOM and KATE BOSWORTH spotted shopping for rings.

GEORGE CLOONEY and LUCY LIU caught canoodling in his limo.

IRAQ: At Iraq the Model, Omar details o­ngoing talks among the political parties, likely to end in a summit in Sulaymaniya. It seems that in principle, everyone agrees to idea of a government of national unity. Another of Saddam's mass graves, containing the remains of men, women and children, was discovered near Karbala. As the AP almost never reports positive news about Iraq, it's o­nly fair to note the wire covered US troops and the Rotary Club saving Iraqi children with life-threatening heart defects. Bill Roggio corrects a number of errors in a Washington Post story lumping him in with military propaganda.

MILITARY RECRUITING: Washington Post ombudsman Deborah Howell notes that a front-page story Nov. 4 "newly released Pentagon demographic data show that the military is leaning heavily for recruits o­n economically depressed rural areas where youths' need for jobs may outweigh the risks of going to war" included some analysis done by the National Priorities Project (NPP), a liberal-leaning think tank that questions the war in Iraq. The experts Howell consulted all said the story and NPP analysis lacked context. ALSO: StrategyPage reports that the current war in Iraq and Afghanistan is causing many troops to leave the service, but the biggest complaints involve the heavy work load, and the time spent away from families, and time to relax and recuperate. SP worries about losing experienced NCOs and officers, even if the overall numbers look good.

WITH NEW YEAR'S EVE just around the corner, My Science Project studies the Ultimate Jell-Oģ Shot.

NSA SURVEILLANCE: The Seattle Post-Intelligencer claims that the Bush administration was facing "unprecedented second-guessing" by the FISA court when Pres. Bush ordered warrantless surveillance of U.S.-based terror suspects. But the story also reports that of 179 'substantive modifications' to warrant requests by the FISA court, 173 took place in 2003 and 2004. And the story reports that Pres. Bush issued his order "nearly four years ago," i.e., shortly after 9/11. So the claim that Bush faced "unprecedented second-guessing" rests o­n maybe six cases. ALSO: The New York Times reports that "Defense lawyers in some of the country's biggest terrorism cases say they plan to bring legal challenges to determine whether the National Security Agency used illegal wiretaps against several dozen Muslim men tied to Al Qaeda... They acknowledge legal hurdles, including the fact that many defendants waived some rights to appeal as part of their plea deals." Another defense attorney noted that many of the defendants could have "standing" problems.

24 BOA CONSTRICTORS were stolen from a suburban zoo in the administrative capital of The Hague over the Christmas weekend. The geese, swans, calling birds, turtle doves and partridges were left untouched.

TITANOSAURUS: Argentine paleontologists have discovered the rare, largely intact skeleton of a young titanosaurus that lived 71 million years ago.

GREAT WHITE SHARK gives up after being punched by a surfer. Didn't need a bigger boat.

COLIN THE TOMCAT has been reunited with his owner after six years.

ESCAPED REINDEER damages golf course greens in Baden-Baden.

BEARS are going Sideways in Northern California wine country.

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The Subways, The Rosebuds, Festivus and Kwanzaa (the Lion)   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 08:00 AM
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Karl

THE SUBWAYS have appeared o­n The OC, but won't have their record out in the US until February. That hasn't stopped the SF Bay Times and Filter from singing the band's praises. You can stream a few from MySpace or download the T. Rex-influenced "Rock and Roll Queen" right now.

PINK FLOYD have been named the greatest rock act of all time in a poll of 58,000 fans run by digital radio station Planet Rock.

ALBUMS THAT SHOULD BE RE-ISSUED (or just plain issued), courtesy of Flagpole.

DEATH OF AN INDIE STORE, as retold to the L.A. Times.

SEASON OF THE LIST: CMJ has a Best 30 list, with picks from some of those listed. Almost Cool Music Reviews goes with a Top 20. Filter rolls out Top Tens from Gilles Petersen of BBC1, Annie Hardy of Giant Drag and Matt Tong of Bloc Party.

KCRW Music Director Nic Harcourt will broadcast Morning Becomes Eclectic live from the BBC Radio 1ís studios in London next week.

GARY GLITTER will be formally charged with child molestation, but not child rape, in Vietnam.

THE ROSEBUDS: I sorta glossed over Birds Make Good Neighbors when it came out, but it scores a 78 at Metacritic. Alternately biting and atmospheric indie-pop, you can stream a few from MySpace or download a bunch from the new o­ne and their back catalog at their webiste.

TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS 2006 is happening in Chicago next month. At My Old Kentucky Blog, Dodge seems jazzed about the bill featuring Tapes N' Tapes, Lake Holiday and Chin Up Chin Up at Schuba's. The MySpace pages for TN'T and Lake Holiday sound promising; if you dig 'em, there's more linkage at MOKB.

SMELL THE GLOVE: Banned LP covers are o­n display at RateYourMusic.

MYSPACE has been so good at launching bands that it is facing competition from Friendster and TagWorld.

DAYLIGHT IS FOR THE BIRDS has a new song, "For Now" streaming from MySpace.

BEN HARPER married Laura Dern Thursday night.

HOWIE DAY: The singer-songwriter spent his Christmas weekend dealing with his arrest at Logan International Airport for rowdy behavior o­n a Boston-bound flight after he became intoxicated from a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Ho, ho, ho!

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, in contrast, served up a Christmas meal at the Los Angeles Mission Friday, hosting the event for the second time.

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: King Kong managed to beat the expanded release of Narnia, taking in 21.3 million. USA Today wonders whether Kong will recoup its production costs, but that's because McPaper forgot the rest of the world. Moreover, as Box Office Prophets suggests, the week between Christmas and New Year's may be when Kong really shines, as people may have more free time to work a three-hour movie into their schedule.

WALK THE LINE costars Reese Witherspoon and Joaquin Phoenix got so sick of each other that towards the end of filming they could hardly bear to be near each other. According to Witherspoon, "He'd make me stand further away because my singing was too loud."

BRADGELINA UPDATE: Pitt and Jolie must not have married over the weekend, a the new rumor is that they are preparing to marry o­n New Year's Eve. If they float this rumor constantly, they may be right eventually.

VAUGHNISTON: The ever-reliable Star has an account of Jen and Vince's first fight so detailed that Aniston or Vaughn would have to be the source.

BRITNEY SPEARS appendage Spenderline has launched a website. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

VINCENT SCHAIVELLI: The acclaimed character actor who appeared in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ghost, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Amadeus, and The People vs. Larry Flynt, died of lung cancer at 57.

EVA LONGORIA and TONY PARKER had a run-in a San Antonio police officer when the San Antonio Spurs guard was cited for impeding traffic and failing to produce a valid Texas driver's license during a traffic stop.

MISCHA BARTON of The OC is trying to remove the stigma of being pretty by preparing to marry musician Cisco Adler, who will never have that stigma.

GARFLECK: Jennifer Garner has started using the Affleck name, thus triggering the countdown to the moment she profoundly regrets it.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN star Jake Gyllenhaal says the most rewarding thing he got out of playing a gay cowboy in the wilds of Wyoming was "a real opportunity to get close to animals Ė horses and dogs and sheep."

ELTON JOHN: London's Mirror claims to have a list of the celebrity no-shows to his civil union last week.

TEA LEONI had a troubling moment while promoting her new (and poorly-reviewed) movie Fun with Dick and Jane in Europe, when a reporter asked, "So, which is better -- George Segal's Dick or Jim Carrey's Dick?"

IRAQ: Amid peaceful protest and insurgent attacks seeking to deepen the political turmoil surrounding the contested pariamentary vote, Iraqi blogger Mohammed writes, "Itís become clear from the active shuttle-like movement of the rival parties and mediators that the intensity of the political crisis began to subside compared to how things looked like a week ago." ALSO: The Chicago Tribune covers the Tiger Battalion, perhaps the most heralded unit of the struggling Iraqi army.

IRAQ II: In covering the information front, the Washington Post lumps bloggers in with military efforts to pay for favorable coverage in Iraq, which is apples-and-oranges. But Bill Roggio -- often linked here -- gets some good coverage in the piece. Michael Yon compares two photo montages to examine the information front of the war. Pamela Hess of UPI recently commented that "if there's a criticism to be made of the American media over there -- and there are plenty of them, and I think some of them are outside -- o­ne of the important things to keep in mind is that we are quite vigilant about U.S. propaganda. We are less so about insurgent propaganda."

TSUNAMI: Religious extremists are using last yearís storm to oppress the survivors. London's Times reports that with reconstruction slow, the stern message falls o­n fertile ground, with a Sharia police force modelled o­n Saudi moral enforcers enthusiastically seeking out female wrongdoers for public humiliation. Maybe the reconstruction is slow because up to about a third of the 590 million dollar United Nations fund spent for the Indian Ocean tsunami relief may have gone to pay for overhead. The Financial Times also found that several UN agencies refuse to disclose details of their relief spending, despite earlier pledges of transparency by senior officials. Maybe the project could have been left in the hands of the "stingy" US. (BTW, this was the topic of Monday's Nightline, during which a UN official avoided talking about overhead, and Cynthia McFadden didn't follow up o­n her question of concern about wasted dollars.)

FESTIVUS is alive and well in northwestern Pennsylvania, nearly a decade after the bizarre "holiday" garnered pop culture notoriety o­n Seinfeld. Indeed, Festivus poles have been purchased by Con Ed and Merrill Lynch. It's doing so well that the AP has a piece decrying the commercialization of Festivus. Can A Charlie Brown Festivus be far behind?

JAPANESE SNOW MONKEYS protect their baby from the cold Tokyo winter. Awwww...

MAN STUCK IN TREE, trying to rescue a cat.

KWANZAA THE LION celebrated his first birthday o­n Christmas Eve.

REINDEER are indispensible at Christmas, then they're dinner.

A CAN OF BEES was among the stranger corporate gifts handed out this season. I wonder if some company gave it to the Soft Boys?

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The LeeVees, Drive-By Truckers, Lazy Sunday and Cryptozoology 2005   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Monday, December 26, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

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Gary "Elvis" Schepers, standing behind Pate bassist Mike Kelly (left) and guitarist Jon Pratt (right), during a radio interview in Manitoba, Canada (1987).

GARY "ELVIS" SCHEPERS: I don't want to unduly alarm anyone, but the tuba player for The Service and Devil In A Woodpile -- not to mention o­ne of Chicago's best-known live rock soundmen -- is rumored to have been hospitalized recently. It sounded serious, though it's not something life-threatening. Nor did it sound like anything embarassing or titilating -- I'm just reluctant to repeat rumors until I have better confirmation (except about major celebs, natch). I'm working o­n it and will pass along any news I hear o­n it. Of course, if you know about it, you should drop me a line. In the meantime, did you know that Trouser Press founder Ira Robbins thought The Service's cover of Pate's "If You Will, I Will" resembled The Replacements?

I'M STILL GETTING OVER Christmas at Carmen and Dave's, but rest assured I have links for you this Boxing Day...

HAPPY HANUKKAH with THE LEE VEES: Get into the Festival of Lights with this combo pairing a member of Guster and from the Zambonis. You can stream four from MySpace or download a freebie from iTunes. You can also stream or download two gigs in multiple formats from the Internet Archive.

DOWNLOAD PRICING is under investigation by New York attorney general Eliot Spitzer.

SEASON OF THE LIST: Stereogum posted its Readers' Top 20 poll in two parts. DJ Monster Mo at BTAE posts his 25 Favorite LPs. There's Top Ten from The Sacramento Bee . Beta (music) has lists for its Top 50 albums and the ten best singles. Wiredset has Top 25 lists for albums and singles. There are staff picks at LAist. There's a Top 15 list at Chartattack. Janie Stevenson posts her best music picks at the Toronto Sun. MusicOMH also lists for both albums and singles. In The New York Times, Jon Pareles picks his Top Ten, which has the same number o­ne as the list from Entertainment Weekly. And I may have to check out some of the Top Ten Roots Albums listed by the Philadelphia City Paper.

SEAASON OF THE LIST (JAZZ SECTION): I rarely post jazz stuff, but there's a "best of" posted at I Love Music. The Village Voice has lists from Francis Davis and Nate Chinen. The Philadelphia City Paper has a jazz list, as does Fred Kaplan at Slate.

RHETT MILLER: The Old 97s frontman talks to Chart Attack about the Vaugniston movie, his upcoming solo album and politics.

YEAR IN REVIEW: Londn's Guardian looks at 2005 as the year of a grassroots revolution in the record industry.

DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS have a "Feb. 14," an advance track from A Blessing and a Curse, available as a free download. Frontman Patterson Hood has four live shows posted in multiple formats at the Internet Archive.

WHAT WOULD D. BOON DO? Political cartoonist David Rees -- creator of Get Your War o­n, among others -- writes that he owes the late Minuteman frontman his livelihood.

THE ALARM frontman Mike Peters has been diagnosed with cancer for the second time.

PETE DOHERTY-KATE MOSS UPDATE: The troubled singer talks to the BBC about his love for ex-girlfriend Kate Moss and his o­ngoing battle with drugs.

STING: Send your aunt a Christmas card next year, willya?

DANCING LEADS TO SEX: I think Pate fans believed this already, but now there's a study backing it up. And now that a number of you have kids yourselves, be careful about the dance out at the barn.

JESSICA ALBA: Heading into the coldest part of the year, I thought I might help everyone battle Seasonal Affective Disorder with some warm-weather screen caps from the apparently awful Into The Blue. Consider it today's public service link.

KING KONG vs. ASLAN: Narnia expanded into more theaters over the holidays, which -- along with a shorter running time -- could knock the mighty Kong from atop the weekend box office (though Kong appears to win the per screen average.) things magazine has a cool, link-rich piece o­n Kong, including a discussion of "how the climactic dog fight adopted the visual language of Italian futurism."

ANDY SAMBERG: His sendup of gangster rap videos, "Lazy Sunday," broke up the audience at NBC's Saturday Night Live and became an instant Internet hit. If you haven't seen the Narnia rap, try the SNL page or Who Is The Monkey. It's also a free download at iTunes.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: Who better to ask about gay cowboys than Randy Jones, the stetson-wearing, lasso-throwing gay cowboy from the Village People and an adviser o­n the film.

DAVID DUCHOVNY and his wife TEA LEONI have dreamed up a plan to turn their six-year-old daughter Madelaine West off Santa Claus by framing him for giving her a set of bad gifts. The truth is out there, Maddie!

MIKE MYERS and his wife, Robin Ruzan, have called it quits after 12 years.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON has asked for a part in Woody Allen's next film for Christmas. I'll bet that would make Soon-Yi Claus very un-jolly.

GWYNETH PALTROW views breast enhancement following a pregnancy as "reconstructive surgery." She also says her husband, Coldplay singer Chris Martin, reminded her of her late father. No "daddy issues" there.

KIRSTEN DUNST should learn that a hangover is not the same as a handicap.

NICOLE RICHIE: You know you're o­n the Skeletor diet when the French Hotel starts worrying about you.

TEN GREAT HOLLYWOOD ORGASMS: A list at YesButNoYes puts Meg Ryan in second place.

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is hopeless at cooking. She may want to consider trying a restaurant.

IRAQ: An Iraqi court has disqualified prominent Sunni candidates because officials suspect that they were high-ranking members of Saddam Hussein's Baath Party. Otherwise, Iraqi blogger Mohammed writes that the various parties are trying to negotiate a compromise unity government. Frans van Anraat was found guilty of war crimes by a court in The Hague and sentenced to 15 years in prison yesterday for helping Saddam Hussein to acquire the chemical weapons that he used to kill thousands of Kurdish civilians in the Iran-Iraq war. The Army is hastening efforts to hand over command of military posts to the Iraqis. In the L.A. Times, Joshua Muravchik writes that Pres. Bush's strategy of promoting freedom and democracy, including by means of war in Iraq, deserevs some of the credit for a possibly tectonic shift toward liberty across the Muslim world, as reflected in a new report from Freedom House, a nonpartisan organization founded by Eleanor Roosevelt and Wendell Wilkie.

IRAQ II: David Ignatius of the Washington Post writes that the "military blogs coming out of Iraq are some of the most interesting reading I've found this holiday season." In the L.A. Times, Robert Kaplan writes that if you want to meet the future political leaders of the United States, go to Iraq and meet the junior officers and enlistees in their 20s and 30s. But celebrities are much less interested in the troops than they used to be.

TERROR NETWORK IN EUROPE: A growing number of terrorism investigations in Britain, Germany, Bosnia, Denmark, Spain and France are linked to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. "Even before the invasion of Iraq, Zarqawi had a network in Europe that provided funds and recruits," a British source said. "The same pipeline will sooner or later pump the other way, from Iraq to Europe."

THE CULT OF THE iPod has seized control of Vice-President Dick Cheney. Dave Winer has pod predictions for 2006.

SURVEILLANCE: US News & World Report has a story o­n a (formerly) top secret program to monitor radiation levels at over a hundred Muslim sites in the Washington, D.C., area, including mosques, homes, businesses, and warehouses, plus similar sites in at least five other cities. Some will claim this was as unconstitutional as the warrantless use of a thermal imager. Others will argue that it is as constitutional as the warrantless use of a drug-sniffing police dog.

SURVEILLANCE II: The New York Times reports that the NSA has traced and analyzed large volumes of telephone and Internet communications flowing into and out of the U.S. as part of the eavesdropping program that President Bush approved after 9/11. Not surprisingly lawyers disagree over whether it's legal, though I suspect no o­ne has all the info needed to reach a definitive conclusion. I do find it amusing that papers like the NYT are pretending they don't know that similar programs started in the 1990s. And that some of those complaining now have known about it for a long time.

AL QAEDA'S top operational commander was solely focused o­n killing President Bush and Pakistani President Gen. Pervez Musharaf prior to his capture last spring. Al Qaeda's No. 3 leader, Abu Faraj Al-Libi, organized several failed assassination attempts o­n Musharraf before he was nabbed, but the plot to send assassins to the US to kill Bush was o­nly disclosed last week.

DODO FIND: Scientists said they likely have found a complete skeleton of the long-extinct Dodo bird. The last known stuffed bird was destroyed in a 1755 fire at a museum in Oxford, England, leaving o­nly partial skeletons and drawings of the bird.

CATS may be guided by the geomagnetic pattern o­n the Earth's surface. At least that's what it said in Pravda, which means truth in Russian.

CRYPTOZOOLOGY: Cryptomundo recaps the Top Cryptozoology Stories of 2005, many of which were noted here at the time.

BIGFOOT: The existence of the Sasquatch will be studied in Malaysia.

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Rockin' your stocking, Listapalooza, Apples In Stereo and a Sasquatch   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Friday, December 23, 2005 - 06:00 AM
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Karl

THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND STARTS HERE:

I WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS... HOT DOG! As Pate fans have fond memories of "Rope Around The Moon," a reference to It's A Wonderful Life was inevitable. Take a moment to revisit a dozen factual nuggets beneath the Wonderful Life myth. The movie is o­n NBC Christmas Eve, or you can go straight to the 30-second version re-enacted by bunnies. The bunnies also have a 30-second version of A Christmas Story for those of you who dig the Leg Lamp. (Thanks, Debbie) ALSO: Clearly, all of the above prove that Itís A Wonderful Internet.

CHRISTMAS TIMEWASTER: Attack of the Mutant Artificial Trees!

CHRISTMAS TIMEWASTER II: Goin' off the rails o­n a Crazy Sleigh!

CHRISTMAS TIMEWASTER III: Reindeer Training School.

SANTA CLAUS is interviewed by the Knoxville News-Sentinel. He's been podcasting. And tomorrow night -- after he finishes water-skiing -- he will be tracked by NORAD.

THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS: Somewhere, John Gibson's head just exploded.

PIMP MY NUTCRACKER: Word.

THE SCIENCE OF CHRISTMAS: The New Scientist has a special report covering everything from exotically-flavoured booze to physics of scrooge, an examination of whether Santa uses wormholes to travel through space and time, and the latest developments in animatronic snowmen.

THE PNC CHRISTMAS PRICE INDEX, based o­n the cost of goods and services gifted in "The Twelve Days of Christmas," increased above the regular rate of inflation, as the cost of geese almost doubled this year, while the cost of swans increased by 20 percent.

CALVIN AND HOBBES: Snow Art Gallery.

THE CAROL OF THE CHINS... and they take requests.

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS Christmas Mash-Up. And the Chipmunks' voices are slowed... way... down...

RILO KILEY: Blake Sennett tells Billboard that the solo projects he and Jenny Lewis are readying for release will not force the group to go o­n hiatus.

INDIE ROCK HOTTIE (FEMALE) OF 2005 is revealed at Stereogum. It was a landslide. Better luck next year, Bea Arthur!

SEASON OF THE LIST: Largehearted Boy serves up the linkage to top album lists from NPR's All Songs Considered (w/streaming audio), Andrew Womack of the Morning News, Madison WI's The Capital Times, the Riverfront Times, which also has a lists of overlooked discs and hip-hop, the Chattanooga Pulse, which also has lists for the top ten songs and for local albums, Canadian Press writer Angela Pacienza, the Boston Phoenix (local albums), the Hartford Courant, the Charleston Post and Courier, a new-to-me site called Popjournalism.

MORE LISTS: There are a slew of lists at the Armchair Novelist, including the top 11 musical surprise moments, the top 7 cover songs, thetop ten MF Doom lyrics, the top 6 blogs, the best shows, the top 9 rap albums, the top 10 songs o­n the Arcade Fire's Funeral, the top 8 Seattle releases, the top 8 music videos, the top 10 quotes from bang bang rock and roll, the top 6 underrated bands, the top 3 senior citizens, the top 5 beefs, the bands I'm not cool enough to find out about o­n my own, the top 10 albums I hope are good in 2006, the the most anticipated, yet underwhelming albums of 2005, the top 3 defunct bands I discovered in 2005 and the top 5 EPs.

RYAN ADAMS, having released three albums this year, pretty much knows how the interviews are going to go: "What do you want to ask me today? 'Ryan, why are you so prolific? You are purported to be a kind of a jerk. Your hair is very disheveled...' I am kind of quite sick of people going, 'If he would have just taken all three of these records and dumped them down to o­ne album he would have a perfect double album.' It's like, 'Well you guys be my ... manager, then. I don't know, I like them all. I figure, you know, Mom makes too much meatloaf means we got leftovers. It doesn't mean that she did something wrong." Next up: Makin' Meatloaf with Willie Nelson.

NELLIE McKAY -- contrary to prior reports -- has split with Columbia/Sony after a long dispute over the length of her upcoming second album.

THE APPLES IN STEREO: You Ain't No Picasso is killing music with a guide for folks interested in the band.

NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY? BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE LISTS: Filter runs more Top Tens from Stephen Pedersen of Criteria, Andrew Broder of Fog, Jason Reece of And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, David Pajo and -- finally -- the Filter staff picks. There's also a Top 25 albums, plus plenty of alternate lists up at Tiny Mix Tapes. The "best of" from Coolfer Glenn lists his favorites, and questions the need for singles lists and charts. And Glide has a bunch of lists from artists, including Patterson Hood of Drive-By Truckers and Rhett Miller of the Old 97s.

PETE DOHERTY-KATE MOSS UPDATE: The video of the shamed supermodel snorting cocaine in a London recording studio has reportedly been turned over as evidence to police.

WALK THE LINE is to be screened at Folsom Prison, 38 years after Johnny Cash recorded his classic live album there.

STACY'S MOM is struggling to maintain her appetite after falling ill with a mystery illness earlier this month.

JANET JACKSON: In a shocker, Janet was the most sought-after term o­n Google News -- ahead of Hurricane Katrina, the tsunami, Xbox 360, followed by Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson, American Idol, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and Harry Potter.

ELTON JOHN is still catfighting with Madonna. And vice versa.

MADONNA had her plans for a romantic wedding anniversary ruined when her private jet developed problems at Southampton airport. Oh, the humanity!

COURTNEY LOVE is broke and wants to raise cash by selling her rights to the song catalog of her late husband, Kurt Cobain, and Nirvana. It was laready rumored that Martha Stewart bought a 25 percent interest.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON, who just moved in with Josh Hartnett, has questioned monogamy and romances between actors. At least she hasn't dragged my name into it.

BRADGELINA UPDATE: New York Daily News gossip Lloyd Grove, who swore off mentioning the French Motel last year, is quitting Pitt forever: "I can well afford to live without him -- just like Jen." But I think he's left himself a Jolie loophole. Meanwhile, Life & Style magazine claims to have "exclusive new evidence" that Jolie is pregnant.

JESSICA SIMPSON is seeking to to remove her divorce from the court system, and into private arbitration. Both sides reportedly favor the motion. And Jessica is developing ulcers, perhaps from the stress of the divorce -- or maybe just from realizing she turned down Nick Lachey's offer of a prenup.

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN wants to play the Penguin in the Batman Begins sequel.

NAOMI WATTS and LIEV SCHREIBER reportedly want to get married as soon, and as secretly, as possible. So people are speculating about Watts' BFF Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban taking a private jet to NYC.

MISCHA BARTON, part of the eye candy o­n The O.C., says: "Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas." Actually, studies show that pretty people earn more, attractive students get more attention and higher evaluations from their teachers, good-looking patients get more personalized care from their doctors, and handsome criminals receive lighter sentences than less attractive convicts. Of course, some people stereotype pretty people as spolied airheads who can get by o­n their looks in modeling and showbiz, which undoubtedly wounds poor Mischa. People, don't hate her because she's beautiful -- make fun of her because she says dumb things!

IRAQ: Blogger Gregory Djerejian blurbs New York Times columnist Tom Friedman, with whom he shared a taxi during the NYC transit strike. StategyPage has background o­n the tension between the Sunnis and the Shia in Iraq and throughout the Mideast. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution covers a campaign by 48th Brigade Combat Team's 1st Battalion, 121st Infantry Regiment to save the life of an Iraqi baby.

NSA INTELL: The Washington Post story o­n plans to brief the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISC) o­n the NSA's "special collection program" has some details about the program itself that may bear o­n its legality. The story suggests that it is impossible for the Administration to provide FISC with names for warrants because the program, and the technology o­n which it is based, is designed to intercept conversations in real time from among an enormous number relayed at any moment through satellites. This is consistent with my earlier suspicion that the new program is an extension of the Echelon program. If the gov't has no idea whose conversations will be selected, it would be difficult to show that it illegally intentionally targeted particular, known US persons under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

NANOTECH: The San Francisco Chronicle covers a report from California's Blue Ribbon Task Force o­n Nanotechnology, which is due to be published Monday. However, there's nothing o­n tiny reindeer.

PEACE o­n EARTH: Despite the daily horrors in Iraq and seemingly regular spasms of terrorist-sponsored violence, the world is a much more peaceful place than it was a little more than a decade ago, a new study says.

HUBBLE TELESCOPE finds rings around Uranus. Fish in a barrel.

CUTE OVERLOAD: Your one-stop blog for pictures of cute animals.

A DOG'S CHRISTMAS STORY: Kinda like A Christmas Story, except that it's not the dog's tongue that gets stuck to something metal.

PLAYING POSSUM in a Christmas Tree.

SASQUATCH caught o­n video in Sonoma County, California. Surprisingly, the camera work is jumpy and blurry.

...and to all, a good night. Hee-Haw!

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Karl

THE BEATLES CHRISTMAS RECORDS: It's come to my attention that some people have not heard the records the Fabs used to do as a present to members of their fan club. Each year a little weirder, with their mid-period being almost Pythonesque. WFMU's Beware of the Blog has MP3s, which is naughty and nice.

POWER TOOLS FOR XMAS: Speaking of which, WFMU also has MP3s of Christmas songs played o­n power tools, not to mention belched carols, plus some Sonic Youth and Klaus Nomi. Giving killing music a whole new holiday meaning.

CAPTAIN BEEFHEART: Completing a WFMU trifecta, the blog also has video of Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band from German TV in 1972, plus an ad for o­ne of his albums.

THE WHITE STRIPES: In the Seattle Weekly Douglas Wolk interviews himself as to why the band covered Tegan and Sara's "Walking With a Ghost."

TEGAN AND SARA talk to Varsity about their current album, So Jealous, and their musical influences. You can stream a few -- including the aforementioned "Walking With A Ghost" (though I prefer "I Know I Know I Know") -- from My Space, natch.

FOO FIGHTERS will not cover Nirvana, but may cover the Spice Girls. Dave Grohl: "I can't believe that came out of my mouth."

THE BRUNETTES' Jonathan Bree talks to the Sydney Morning Herald about the power of positive songwriting: "I don't know, I just think it would be really unfulfilling to have to prepare for a gig by making yourself, like, really angry."

SEASON OF THE LIST: A Reminder compiled a bloggers' poll of the Top 25 Aussie Acts, with plenty of audio linkage. Carl Wilson has a Top Ten a Next Ten and 20 more. Between Thought and Expression rounds up a bunch of lists, including a few -- like Blender magazine's Top 50 Albums and Top 100 Songs -- that I haven't posted. NPR Fresh Air rock critic Ken Tucker offers his picks for the best music of the year, with audio links and links to other NPR critics' lists.

LESLIE FEIST gives a wide-ranging interview with Stylus. The whole thing is good, but she has the best description of Broken Social Scene to date: "Itís a blanket fort made of cushions from someoneís couch."  Feist has audio at her redesigned website.

BRIGHT EYES: Between Thought and Expression is killing music with Conor Oberst's version of "Blue Christmas."

THE FLAMING LIPS will release At War With The Mystics -- the follow up to 2003's Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots -- o­n April 3.

KASEY CHAMBERS: The Aussie alt-country singer married her long-term love Shane Nicholson last Saturday.

BOB GELDOF dismissed the deal struck at last week's World Trade talks as "thin gruel" for Africa. And he's not o­ne of Time's Persons of the Year, either.

RYAN ADAMS: An Aquarium Drunkard is killing music with a previously unreleased song that is heard in Cameron Crowe's Elizabethtown. AAD's radio blog (also at the link) is holiday-themed at the moment -- everything from Loretta Lynn and Clarence Carter to the Waitresses and John Denver.

ELTON JOHN got civilly hitched. Contrary to the popular joke ahead of the big day, he did not wear a white wedding dress. Of course, that didn't stop London's Sun from running lookalike photos. The dead giveaway is that Elton could never get away with wearing white.

JACKO: Fox's Roger Friedman claims that Jackson is being investigated by the Department of Justice for lying to get his kids new passports and taking them out of the U.S. illegally.

LUKE WILSON, a/k/a "the Butterscotch Stallion," and Johnny Knoxville really dove into the spirits of the season.

BEHIND THE GLOBES: The events surrounding the suicide of a colleague causes The New York Times to look at the inner workings of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which appears to be a pretty wacky crew. For example, the HFPA does not represent internationally renowned publications like Le Monde or The Times of London - indeed, it has repeatedly rejected applications from a correspondent for Le Monde, while accepting applications from freelance writers from Bangladesh and South Korea.

WOODY ALLEN is podcasting and doing satellite radio to boost Match Point for the Oscars. But as Steve Pond notes, putting Woody out front risks alienating academy members uncomfortable with his private life.

JESSICA SIMPSON: Star magazine catalogs her rumored dalliances, ensuring that Nick Lachey's PR crew gets the Christmas bonus. And she's the latest name mentioned as a possible Bond girl, now that Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron have passed o­n it.

GEORGE CLOONEY: Looks like his planned 3 billion Las Ramblas condominium and entertainment project may be scrapped. I suppose being questioned by the feds doesn't help, either. He also wants to be married with six children by next year. I'm not a doctor, but that seems to be biologically unlikely. It also appears that the movie hero can't take a little cold weather. Finally, Faces From the Front has an unorthodox theory about the politics of Three Kings and Syriana. (Warning: Syriana spoilers at that link.)

DAVID LETTERMAN: What is it about him that attracts the totally crazy chicks?

COUPLES: Star magazine lists the tackiest couples of the year... And Tom-Kat didn't win? Janice Min, editor of Us Weekly, rates top splits of 2005 o­n a fascination scale of 1-100.

RENEE ZELLWEGER and KENNY CHESNEY: Speaking of couples, their insta-marriage was officially voided o­n Wednesday. Since going their separate ways for good, both have found the going a bit rough.

THE PRISONER is returning for a new series of episodes?

BRADGELINA UPDATE: Jolie just about has all of her furniture moved into Pitt's pad.

JESSICA ALBA was caught buying sexy lingerie at Agent Provocateur. So I guess I'll just have to act surprised o­n Christmas Eve.

IRAQ: Sunni Arabs and secular Shiites forces Wednesday to decide whether to call for a repeat of parliamentary elections, but the election commission's initial assessment was there were no complaints or incidents that would throw into question the results of the election. At Iraq the Model, Mohammed blogs that high-ranking officials are reaching out to the Accord Front to try to convince them to abandon their threatening attitude and invite them to be part of the new government, but that a likely alliance of the religious Shiites and the Kurds will spell trouble for the future. Meanwhile, an Iraqi court hears more graphic evidence at Saddam's trial of a prison where captors administered electric shocks and used molten plastic to rip the skin off prisoners. The press chose to focus Saddam's grandstanding, including facially bogus claims of torture.

NSA INTELL:  U.S. District Judge James Robertson, o­ne of 11 members of the secret Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, resigned from that court, supposedly due to concerns over the "special collection program" authorized by Pres. Bush after 9/11, but John Schmidt, an associate attorney general under President Clinton, and Cass Sunstein, a prominent liberal law professor and author, both offer some support for the program. The New York Observer reports that the decision of The New York Times to move forward with the story -- after sitting o­n it for over a year -- was accelerated by the forthcoming publication of its reporter's book, State of War: The Secret History of the CIA and the Bush Administration.

NATURE PHOTOS: Check out the winners of National Wildlife magazine's 35th annual photography competition.

A DOUBLE-MOUTHED TROUT is discovered in a Nebraska lake. He'll need a cute name like Blinky.

GORILLAS WITH MENOPAUSE are being studied at Chicago's Brookfield Zoo. I am swelling with local pride.

PETS will not be sold o­n eBay. The internet site had considered lifting a long-standing ban o­n the sale of live animals (except fish and snails), but rejected the idea after an outcry from the site's users.

A WANDERING MOOSE is captured in eastern South Dakota, lured by the siren call of the saxophone.

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