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Jim, Jimi, Janis, a Rhino, a Goat, Monkeys and a Lesser Panda   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Friday, May 20, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade



FRIDAY TIMEWASTER: Today, we're kickin' it old skool adventure style in the Crimson Room.

DYLAN DAYS kick off today in Hibbing, proving that Bob Z is the exception to the rule that you cannot be a prophet in your home town.

NEIL YOUNG is thinking about rapping, but asks people to shoot him if he starts.

MR. MOJO RISEN? Rodeo photographer Gerald Pitts insists Doors singer-songwriter Jim Morrison didnít die in July 1971 and that he has current photographs and film footage to prove it. Pitts says Morrison staged his death because of a French conspiracy to kill him, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix with narcotics because they were all Vietnam war protestors. Hey, the story is scheduled to run o­n A Current Affair today, so it must be true.

NO ROCK AND ROLL FUN: The Toronto Eye tips its cap to the British blog from which I steal more often than I credit it. So let me note a recent xrrf post which links you to scads and scads of free, legal downloads of cool music.

THE PERNICE BROTHERS will release their new album, Discover a Lovelier You, o­n June 14th. And Joe Pernice has posted a QuickTime movie of his version of MTV's Cribs.

"YOU MIGHT BE AN INDIE-YUPPIE IF...:" Stereogum announces the winner of his contest.

...AND NOW, your moment of Sith.

JACK KEROUAC: An unpublished and long-forgotten play by the Beat legend, recently discovered in a New Jersey warehouse, will be excerpted in the July issue of Best Life magazine.

YEARBOOK UPDATE: Boynton Beach High School officials will use stickers to cover the yearbook photo of a high school senior wearing a collar and leash after the guy's mother complained.

QURAN DESECRATION AND NEWSWEEK: In The New York Times, columnist David Brooks notes (as I already have) that "The rioters are the real enemy, not Newsweek and not the American soldiers serving as prison guards." Brooks also dismisses the notion that the Newsweek fiasco was not influenced by bias, because he o­nce worked at the magazine: " The people who run Newsweek are not a bunch of Noam Chomskys with laptops. Not even close. Whatever might have been the cause of their mistakes, liberalism had nothing to do with it." However, ABC News White House correspondent Terry Moran sees "a deep anti-military bias in the media. o­ne that begins from the premise that the military must be lying, and that American projection of power around the world must be wrong. I think that that is a hangover from Vietnam, and I think it's very dangerous. That's different from the media doing it's job of challenging the exercise of power without fear or favor." BTW, Linda Foley, the International President of the Newspaper Guild and president of Communications Workers of America recently repeated the charge that our troops target journalists for murder, albeit with no evidence to support it. PLUS: Instapundit excerpts Marty Peretz from The New Republic, so you don't have to subscribe.

QURAN DESECRATION II: Now, Amazon.com has to deal with it.

THE U.S. IS 85 PERCENT JEWISH, according to 14 focus groups conducted last December and January among college-educated Muslim men and women in Egypt, Morocco and Indonesia for the Council o­n Foreign Relations. They were o­nly 83 percent off.

TARA REID races a sausage and loses; that's hard to believe.

TOM AND KATIE UPDATE: Cruise has taken Holmes to the Chocolate Factory. No word o­n whether she had the fizzy lifting drink.

THE ODD COUPLE: No, this is not about Cruise and Holmes. Prof. Glenn Reynolds (the Instapundit) agrees with Markos Moulitsas Zķniga (of the Daily Kos): they will stop linking to The New York Times op-ed pages o­nce they go subscription. The New York Post, which recently instituted a free registration system, scaled back the amount of personal info it sought after people like Matt Drudge threatened to stop linking to NYP material. As I suggested from the outset, the NYT may find it is making a grave error.

SUPER-SUE ME: A company that gave office space to Super-Size Me director Morgan Spurlock in return for a share in the company that made the hit film about eating fast food is suing him for 40 million dollars. Spurlock's attorney believes the suit is meritless.

HOWARD DEAN: Arizona's top Democrat -- Gov. Janet Napolitano-- steered clear of the DNC chair during his visit to the state. He was rebuked by Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) for comments about House majority leader Tom DeLay. Democratic congressional leaders Sen. Harry Reid and Rep. Nancy Pelosi have urged Dean to restrain his rhetoric, to organize rather than inflame. Dean could probably get away with annoying DC Democrats (and burnish his outsider image), except that DNC fundraising -- which was going to be his strong suit --has lagged. I don't think Dean has a serious problem, as this is a non-election year. But if he is seen as non-serious next year, it probably will be serious.

THERE IS POWER IN A UNION: Hundreds of thousands of prostitutes working in Spain urgently need labor rights to prevent them from being exploited, o­ne of Spain's most prominent union leaders said o­n Wednesday.

PORN STAR MAREY CAREY (who ran for Governor in the CA recall election) coughed up five grand for two tickets to a National Republican Congressional Committee event. Carey is keen to meet presidential policy advisor Karl Rove: "I know that heís against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isnít so bad!" AFAIK, Rove is not o­n record as being against girl-on-girl action, so long as the women are not married to each other and are hot.

SOCIAL SECURITY: The Democratic plan for shoring up the program's long-term solvency is to not have a plan -- and some seem upset that Congressman Jerry Wexler (D-FL) has offered a plan. Of course, it's also fair to note that President Bush actually has not offered a plan as such either, though he has proposed individual savings accounts and supported the notion of progressive indexing of benefits.

UZBEKISTAN: Gateway Pundit is all over the story, including a link to video of a rebel leader o­n horseback.

DEMOCRACY IN SYRIA? Michael J. Totten, recently returned from Lebanon, writes that Lebanonís Cedar Revolution is reverberating powerfully inside Syria. He also provided a link to an interesting post by a student at the American University in Beirut about the role of the U.S. in the region.

SMART DRUGS: Ronald Bailey reports that we are already well advanced in the enhancement era of neuropharmacology. According to University of Pennsylvania neurologist Anjan Chatterjee, "This is coming regardless of your view of whether or not this is a good world, a bad world or somewhere in between."

SMART SHOES: Sports shoes that decide whether their owner has done enough exercise to warrant time in front of the TV have been prototyped in the United Kingdom.

CLOVER AND BOK-BOK: Two orphans have formed an unlikely bond o­n a South African game park although horns and a love for horse pellets are about the o­nly things they have in common.

MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS: Researchers have found a new species of monkey in Tanzania. The highland mangabey is a medium-sized monkey, with a long tail, long brown fur, a black face, hands and feet; adults make a distinctive, loud, low-pitched "honk-bark" call. Although Reuters reports that this is the first new species of monkey identified in 20 years, a moment with Google reveals that the Arunachal macaque was discovered in India in December 2004 and that Callicebus bernhardi and Callicebus stephennashi were discovered in Brazil in 2002. At that time the BBC reported that 13 new species had been found in Brazil in the prior decade. And don't even get me started o­n the minkey.

A BABY GORILLA at Boston's Franklin Park Zoo is back in her mother's arms following an emergency medical procedure to treat a rare bone disease, zoo officials said Thursday.

A LESSER PANDA is proving a hit at a zoo near Tokyo as it can stand o­n two legs like a human being for about 10 seconds, an unusual feat for the species, zoo officials said.

PLEISTOCENE PARK: A Russian scientist wants to recreate the ecosystem of the Mammoth to help fight global warming.

GOOGLE IS DESTINED TO DIE IN FIVE YEARS, according to the wishful thinking of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

TV OVER THE INTERNET will bring you the wonder of hog-cooking class for under two bucks.

A BOAT WITH NO NAME: Based o­n The New York Times story, might I suggest the "Sloop John B?" The "Edmund Fitzgerald?" And like any good tale of the sea, someone ended up with an eye patch.

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Petra Haden, Devo, Gang of Four, Clive Davis, and more...   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Thursday, May 19, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade


REVENGE OF THE SITH opens wide today, as you have undoubtedly heard many times over. But did you know that Darth Vader is o­ne of the grotesques o­n Washington's National Cathedral? No, really! And if you want the supersized version of the picture above, you can get it from Giant magazine's site. o­n the other hand, if you want to see video of Ewan MacGregor and Hayden Christensen kissing each other o­n the lips, you have to go to Page SixSixSix.

ATTACK OF THE CLONES? Across a range of sports, wearing red is consistently associated with a higher probability of winning, according to a study in the new issue of Nature. The British anthropologists obviously didn't study the Iowa State Cyclones.

THE DECEMBERISTS are keeping a tour journal.

PETRA HADEN, who has been a touring member of the Decemberists, talked about that and her a cappella version of The Who Sell Out (previously noted here) with Under The Radar.

ARE WE NOT MEN? Devo announces a Summer tour, including a Colorado date with English Beat, Dramarama, and Flock of Seagulls.

PET SOUNDS is getting the remix treatment o­n Hippocamp Ruins Pet Sounds.

COLDPLAY lead singer Chris Martin has launched an attack o­n his record label EMI and the company's shareholders. Chris, you married Gwynneth Paltrow, so why not work for free? Of course, that idea might be nixed by GP, who doesn't want your daughter to be a freak, despite having named her after a fruit.. or is it a computer?

BRITNEY AND K-FED attempt to up their image by doing a self-deprecating Top Ten list for the Letterman show. Hey, I'd tune in if I thought there was going to be gator-wrasslin'! ALSO: Defamer offers a critique of the Chaotic debut. Entertainment Weekly calls the couple's reality show "career suicide by videocam."

RICHARD GERE will meet in Jordan with the world's other great minds to solve the problems of the world. I think we're all going to sleep a bit easier, so long as the solution to the world's problems does not involve gerbils.

UZBEKISTAN: There are some good summaries of the backstory of the current crackdown and U.S. policy toward the current regime at The Belgravia Dispatch and Registan.

MY KIND OF TOWN: A man who claims his idea for a documentary film was stolen by Oprah Winfrey and Eddie Murphy climbed atop a crane in downtown Chicago and threatened to throw himself off Wednesday morning to get attention for his case. Even worse, the man seems to be referring to The PJ's.

X-MEN: In an inspired bit of casting, the next installment of the movie franchise will have Kelsey Grammer as Hank McCoy (a/k/a The Beast).

THE RIDDLER Is dead from lung cancer, emphysema and pneumonia at 72. TV Batman Adam West issued a statement o­n the death of Frank Gorshin: "Frank will be missed. Frank was a friend and a fascinating character." He performed o­n the Ed Sullivan Show the night the Beatles invaded America; his final TV appearance will be o­n tonight's season finale of CSI, which is directed by Gorshin fan Quentin Tarantino.

GILLIGAN is recuperating from quadruple heart bypass surgery. Get well soon, little buddy!

BATS AND WHALES: A little bit about animal sonar.

ANIMAL WRONGS: Animal rights extremists followed the wife of a pharmaceutical company executive to her job, rifled through her car and stole a credit card. They used it buy $20,000 in travelers checks, which they then donated to four charities.

MADONNA denies having had plastic surgery, but the plastic surgeons have been making house calls.

IDOL BLOGGING: I'm linking Ann Althouse's Tuesday post simply because the show had Clive Davis as a guest judge. You may recall that Davis fears being known as "The Man Who Passed o­n Claude Pate."

GANG OF FOUR: Brooklyn Vegan has pictures from the band's after-after-party in NYC.

ONE IMPORTANT, BUT OFT-OVERLOOKED ASPECT OF PARENTING is teaching your 12 year-old the proper appreciation of Led Zeppelin.

DO YOU SPEAK JIVE? Then maybe you're ready to learn how to speak gangsta.

THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER are catalogued at the Wikipedia.

THE 50 WORST HAIRSTYLES OF ALL TIME are catalogued at the Phat Phree.


THE SOPRANOS: In the sixth and allegedlly final season of the gangster dramedy now shooting, anyone could get whacked. But Edie Falco, who plays Tony Sopranoís wife, Carmela, does not expect to be killed off. "That would be unlikely," says Falco. "Who would cook?"

MOST LIKELY TO GET IN TROUBLE: A Florida mother wants Boynton Beach High's 2005 yearbook recalled because her son was voted "Most Whipped;" the accompanying photo shows her son, who is black, o­n a leash held by his girlfriend, who is white.

ANDREW BREITBART, who has worked as an web assistant to both Matt Drudge and Arianna Huffington, is interviewed by Cathy Seipp.

A STAFF ATTORNEY TO SEN. MICHAEL DeWINE claims his privacy was invaded by the racy tales o­n the now-infamous Washingtonienne blog. The filing of the suit coincides with the publication of Jessica Cutler's book.

BLOGGERS AND JOURNOS: That UConn poll o­n the public and the press yielded some interesting results: Journalists apparently believe that blogs have changed journalism, made it better and should have the same First Amendment rights as the press; they just don't like bloggers being called journalists.

THE SIMPSONS: When the couple went to Iraq to shoot their upcoming ABC special, "there were jokes among the crew about not letting Jessica near Nick with an M-16."

IRAQ: The upsurge in car bombings in Iraq was ordered by al Qaeda's leader in the country, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, at a meeting of insurgents in Syria, a senior U.S. military official said o­n Wednesday. But lest we think that the fols involved fanatical martyrs, note o­ne attack last week where the driver's foot was found taped to the accelerator.

DEMOCRACY IN SYRIA? From the Washington Post: "Beset by U.S. attempts to isolate his country and facing popular expectations of change, Syrian President Bashar Assad will move to begin legalizing political parties, purge the ruling Baath Party, sponsor free municipal elections in 2007 and formally endorse a market economy, according to officials, diplomats and analysts... Emboldened opposition leaders, many of whom openly support pressure by the United States even if they mistrust its intentions, said the measures were the last gasp of a government staggering after its hasty and embarrassing troop withdrawal last month from neighboring Lebanon." Gateway Pundit has more o­n pro-democracy protests and U.S. pressure. But there's certainly room for improvement if Abu Musab al-Zarqawi can meet with insurgents there.

BAHRAIN finds itself in the stutter-start of democratic reform, with local bloggers smack in the middle of controversy.

BUBBLE HOUSE, with an indoor river and cactus garden, for sale in France. o­nly three million bucks. Why don't they just phone Johnny Depp?

PORN-BLOGGING: Porn stars, porn gossip scribes and porn production workers are turning to blogs to expose what it's really like to live and work in the San Fernando Valley-based sex industry.

TAX DOLLARS AT PLAY: Florida spent 17 million in Medicaid funds o­n drugs advertised by Bob Dole and Mike Ditka. There were hundreds of cases where patients were prescribed between 90 and 240 pills of Viagra a month to treat an "off-label" medical condition -- i.e., a condition for which the drug has never been approved. The condition in this case would be called "fun."

DATELINE BRAINERD: Criminal charges were filed Monday in Morrison County District Court against five women and o­ne man for their alleged involvement in prostitution at a bar north of Little Falls. No word o­n whether the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.

SELF-HEATING COFFEE: I love this country!

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The Flaming Lips, Mixtapes, Wonka, Grackles, Hawkeyes, etc.   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Wednesday, May 18, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade


THE FLAMING LIPS documentary, The Fearless Freaks, gets a boffo write-up at Digitally Obsessed: "Considering the rampant acclaim, I would expect the Flaming Lips to posture at least a bit regarding their importance as rock icons. Instead, they rarely even discuss the trappings of becoming major stars. Coyne seems more at home discussing his 11 years working at the local Long John Silver's, a job that he loved."

ROBBIE FULKS gets a meager 4.1 for his new album o­n the Pitchfork. Ouch!

MIXTAPE magazine launches today. If you're wondering whether that's a concept that can sustain over the long-term, remember that the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art. Many do's and don'ts. SEMI-RELATED: The June issue of The Believer magazine will include a compilation CD of indie artists covering other indie artists, which is no surprise from a magazine that runs columns by Nick Hornby.

TRENT REZNOR is in court over his finances, prepping the inevitable VH1's Behind the Music show.

WILCO will start recording a new album in August and releasing a DVD/CD of their four-night stint at Chicago's Vic Theatre later this year.

REVENGE OF THE SITH: Sithstud Hayden Christensen was spotted canoodling with voracious Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria during the party for Episode III at the Cannes Film Festival. Defamer thinks there's more to the story. ALSO: I got better swag at the Chicago premiere than Boing-Boing's Xeni Jardin did in L.A...

WARREN BEATTY is suing Tribune Media Services for $30 million, saying it had violated an agreement to give the actor rights to make another movie featuring comic character Dick Tracy. He would stand a better chance in court if he had not put Madonna in the last o­ne.

CANADA: The scandal-plagued Liberals got a better chance of surviving a crucial confidence motion o­n the federal budget o­n Thursday, and consequently to avoid being forced into a summer election when high-profile o­ntario MP Belinda Stronach crossed the floor Tuesday to join the Liberal party. Stronach, who was considered o­ne of the rising young stars of the Conservative caucus, has joined the Liberal cabinet and was rewarded with the plum portfolio of minister of human resources. She did so without telling her boyfriend, Conservative deputy leader Peter MacKay. Last month, Stronach was spotted all over NYC with former president Bill Clinton. And not for the first time, iirc.

FILMCRITIC.COM lists its All-Time Top 100 Voices in the Movies.

JANE FONDA strongly rejects the notion of running for public office. She probably wouldn't get many votes around Elizabethtown, KY, where the owner of two theaters refuses to show the her new movie Monster-in-Law because of the activist role she took during the Vietnam War; both theaters are just a few miles from Fort Knox. Elizabethtown is also the title of Cameron Crowe's next movie.

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Ain't It Cool has two advance reviews of the Tim Burton - Johnny Depp version of the Roald Dahl classic. Both are pretty positive, but both also have some spoilers, so consider yourself warned. ALSO: The Gene Wilder version as an allegory of life at college.

TOM AND THE SCIENTOLOGY FACTORY: Tom Cruise takes Holly Millea, a writer for Details magazine, o­n a tour of the Church of Scientology's Celebrity Center. Details to follow.

THIS PILL will improve your memory; its called... um... it's mentioned in this story I read, I think.

UZBEKISTAN: Government forces massacred hundreds of peaceful protesters on a scale not seen since Tiananmen Square in 1989. Since some, like CBS News, insist o­n mentioning that Uzbekistan has been a U.S. ally in the war o­n terrorism, it should be noted that the U.S. withdrew most foreign aid last year over president Islam Karimov's anti-democratic tendencies.

A WORKING-CLASS DOG IS SOMETHING TO BE: On Tuesday, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Jack Russell Terrier Club of America may bar members from registering their dogs with other clubs, to preserve the working-dog characteristics of the breed and prevent it from becoming a show dog.

OIL-FOR-FOOD SCANDAL: British Member of Parliament George Galloway gave a bombastic performance yesterday, but failed to convince a U.S. Senate investigative committee that he had not profited from oil dealings with Iraq under the U.N.ís oil-for-food program. And it was a Democratic senator, Carl Levin, rather than the Republican committee chairman, Norm Coleman, who gave him the hardest time. Sen Levin repeatedly requested that Galloway deliver a straight answer to a straight question, but he could, or would not. Columnist Christopher Hitchens notes that the committee looked lackluster, but, imho, the fact that Galloway falsely accused Sen. Levin of supporting the invasion of Iraq will end up damaging his credibility far more than Hitchens imagines. ALSO: Norm Geras corrects The New York Times o­n the reasons why Galloway was expelled from the Labour Party.

JACKO JUSTICE: According to E! News: "During their alleged captivity at Neverland Ranch, the family of Michael Jackson's accuser made several demands. o­nly the demands weren't about being set free--they were about body waxes, braces and 'f--king Cheetos.'"

THE NEW YORK TIMES' decision to start charging for its op-eds and some columnists o­nline is getting a bad reaction from left and right in the blogosphere.

JEFF GANNON/GUCKERT: The Boston Globe runs a piece suggesting that the blogs that outed the conservative hack reporter associated with websites for gay escorts damaged themselves and the traditional press. SEMI-RELATED: Blogs are a powerful new force in U.S. politics but they have not displaced traditional media in terms of information and influence, according to a study by the Pew Internet & American Life Project. As if a study was needed.

THE AMAZING RISE OF THE D.I.Y. ECONOMY is covered by Fortune magazine and what better example to lead with than Owen Misterovich's creation of the Pez MP3 player!

QURAN DESECRATION: The Washington Post: "More than two years ago, the Pentagon issued detailed rules for handling the Koran at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, requiring U.S. personnel to ensure that the holy book is not placed in 'offensive areas such as the floor, near the toilet or sink, near the feet, or dirty/wet areas.'"

BRITNEY SPEARS intends to let her appearance go, undoubtedly causing a flotilla of accountants to go into cardiac arrest. Her surreality show, Chaotic, debuted last night, but I have no doubt that No Rock and Roll Fun's imagining of the Spears proposal is more entertaining. Indeed, the Spears-Federline interview with Ellen Degeneres is probably better -- Ellen stumped the couple by asking, "What's the best part about being married?"

PETE DOHERTY UPDATE: The troubled singer who is sorta marrying Kate Moss has been evicted from his flat after hosting a string of all-night parties.

A SMALL VICTORY sets its Listomatic to New Wave.

CULT OF THE iPod: Jason Kottke lists 50 Fun Things You Can Do With Your iPod without using the earbuds. Detatch from your Mac, Jack.

THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION continues to fall apart, losing its oxygen generator. Fortunately the astronauts have about 140 days' of backup supply.

LARGE BLACK GRACKLES are swooping down o­n downtown Houston and attacking people's heads, hair and backs. And Houston is a long way from Bodega Bay.

HARVARD PREZ LARRY SUMMERS committed the university to spend million over the next decade o­n a range of programs aimed at improving the climate for women scientists, many of whom were angered by his remarks that questioned female aptitude for top-level math and science. That's an expensive apology for comments about a possibility that is a matter of current scientific debate, but hey, it's not his money.

OIL-FOR-FOOD II: A Senate Democratic staff report focuses o­n the role of Texas oil company Bayoil and its owner, David Chalmers, who has been charged over the company's activities. Those staffers may make certain assumptions about Texas oilmen, but it turns out that Chalmers gave a grand to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee in 2000 before he gave 300 bucks to the Republican Congressional Campaign Committee in 2002. The Democratic staff report also makes much of shipments to Jordan, though it has already been pointed out that both Congress and the U.N. were aware of and allowed the exports to Turkey. As the head of the U.S. mission to the U.N. said in response to this charge when Kofi Annan made it, these shipments were not comparable to "the bribery, the corruption, the kickbacks, the things that were done for self-interest secretively in a nontransparent manner that are really just acts of fraud and crime."

NANOTECH: The Center for Responsible Nanotechnology has published a study purporting to show how existing technologies can be coordinated toward a reachable goal of general-purpose molecular manufacturing.

DO YOU THINK EUROPEANS DON'T LIKE THE U.S.? Just ask them about France!

CAN THE HAWKEYES GET ANYTHING RIGHT? This Fall, the University of Iowa is offering a class examining pornography in popular culture, which isn't sitting well with Iowa House Speaker Chris Rants during state budgeting. Moreover, "It's not a class about enjoying or viewing pornography," according to Jay Clarkson, who is teaching the class. So who exactly is going to like this class, anyway?

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 08:00 AM
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TOP 25 ONE-HIT WONDERS OF THE NINETIES, courtesy of Glide magazine, via Stereogum. Anyone who saw Trip Shakespeare play their first gig outside the Twin Cities at the M-Shop has to have a soft spot for "Closing Time..."

RILO KILEY'S Jenny Lewis talked to the Chicago Tribune, but ducked questions about her sitcom past.

GRANT HART tells the Winnipeg Sun why a Husker Du reunion is unlikely.

ON THE PITCHFORK: The lineup for the Intonation Festival in Chicago in mid-July. I may have to go see the Swedish psych-metal of Dungen! ALSO: An interview with The Hold Steady. I liked Craig Finn's comment: "I've said a number of times that people think of songwriting as a very personal thing: A guy gets up there with an acoustic guitar and he sings his heart out, bares his soul. What we're doing is more cinematic. No o­ne goes up to Quentin Tarantino and goes, 'You must shoot a lot of people. You must do karate all the time.'"

BEN FOLDS may be getting mixed reviews for his latest album, but he got a rave for his concert in Boston over the weekend. Marc Hirsh also suggests that Folds owes less to Joe Jackson than he does to Randy Newman.

REVENGE OF THE SITH: Roger Ebert gives it three and a half stars. After noting George Lucas' inability to write dialogue, he proclaims that it "has more action per square minute, I'd guess, than any of the previous five movies, and it is spectacular." Anthony Lane in The New Yorker is less charitable in a spoiler-laden review: "The general opinion of Revenge of the Sith seems to be that it marks a distinct improvement o­n the last two episodes... True, but o­nly in the same way that dying from natural causes is preferable to crucifixion."

POLITICS OF THE SITH: I wasn't going to get into the political aspect --such as it is-- of the movie, but apparently folks at the Cannes Film Festival have picked up o­n an anti-Bush gibe in the film, as though anti-Bush and even anti-America sentiments are not common at Cannes. Anyway, at o­ne point, Anakin tells Obi-Wan, "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy," which is taken -- probably correctly -- as a stab at President Bush's speech o­n terrorism. I would simply note that Obi-Wan's reply -- that o­nly the Sith see things in such black-and-white terms, is belied by the fact that the Jedi refer to the Dark Side of the Force as, well, the Dark Side of the Force. Anyone who sees the movie will be forced to admit that Darth Sidious has a more nuanced and morally relativistic view of the world than the Jedi Order in Episode III. All of which demonstrates that space opera is probably not the best source for political commentary.

ALCOHOL is worse for female brains, according to a University of Heidelberg study.

WEDDINGS AND NAME CHANGES are discussed at length o­n MetaFilter.

JACKO JUSTICE: Everyone has an opinion about the Michael Jackson trial, including Alice Cooper.

CATS AND DOGS: If youíve taken your dog or cat to the veterinarian lately, you may have suffered sticker shock when presented with the bill.

CURB YOUR BLOGTHUSIASM: Laurie David just ruined some future episode of Larry's Curb Your Enthusiasm, didn't she?

RUNAWAY BRIDE: Leave it to the New York Post to dig up the 411 o­n Jennifer Wilbanks' sexual history. And in true Post style, the story refers to her oft-published picture as her "bug-eyed mug."

THE FEMALE ORGASM may have no evolutionary function at all; it may be "just for fun."

OIL-FOR-FOOD SCANDAL: A U.S. Senate investigation has concluded that top Kremlin operatives, including the highly influential chief of staff to Presidents Putin and Yeltsin, reaped millions of dollars in profits under the U.N. oil-for-food program.

GENE LOVES JEZEBEL jumps out of the "Where Are They Now?" file o­n June 6th.

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE never sounded better; the picture tells the story.

KINGS OF LEON is doing a bunch of dates with The Secret Machines.

MUSIC DOWNLOADING: People in the UK buy more music per head of population than in any other country, and we already have the highest ownership rates of iPods and MP3 players in the world. But a survey shows that 96 percent of the downloading is being done by men. So, is music downloading sexist?

THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME: Prof. Ann Althouse blogged her visit en route to Ithaca. And while I've agreed with her o­n prior rock-related posts, she tosses out some odd opinions in this o­ne.

VIDEO o­n VINYL (only $2500) and other video you play with a needle are noted at Kempa.com.

BRADGELINA UPDATE: Brad Pitt describes the reasons for his separation from Jennifer Aniston as "complex and multifaceted" and "not o­ne thing." Of course, even a casual glance at Angelina Jolie (if such a thing has ever existed) could tell you it was more than o­ne thing.

NATIONAL SEA MONKEY DAY was Monday. Sorry I missed it; I feel like I have failed all of you terribly.

IRAQ: Scores of foreign fighters may have fled border towns ahead of the U.S. Marines' launch of Operation Matador, though that may be due to ongoing fighting between the different groups of insurgents themselves.. The Washington Post is interesting because it shows the general degree of professionalism of U.S. troops: Marines generally commandeered houses for the night, but before dawn, Capt. Bill Brown "got up and washed the tea glasses used by his Marines. He left them drying o­n the family's sideboard. It doesn't pay to make enemies, Brown said."

IRAQ II: What are the lessons to be drawn from the standpoint of overhauling the U.S. military?

NEW CANCER DRUGS may be more effective by multi-tasking.

LINDSAY LOHAN launched a damage control operation over the weekend, but Go Fug Yourself is still talking about the amount of time Lohan spends in the bathroom, and Defamer refers to having "more Lohan-related news than we could cut with a credit card." But damage control is clearly necessary when the normally fluffy People magazine begins a Lohan photo caption with, "Proving she does, in fact, eat..."

CULT OF THE iPod: Leave it to New Yorkers to turn the gadget into an instrument of brutal o­ne-upsmanship. It makes Jack Black's "Barry" in High Fidelity seem dainty.

AFGHANISTAN AND NEWSWEEK: Editor Mark Whitaker, after telling The New York Times, "We're not retracting anything," decided to retract its story about Quran desecration, which, imho, it had no choice about, as their single source collapsed o­n them. If this was not the case, Newsweek would not o­nly be standing by its story, but also doing a story o­n how the government tried to pressure the magazine into the retraction. In the aftermath of the story, a frequent visitor to Kabul is being warned about the damage the story has done. Fortunately, it would appear that Islamic outrage over the story is not widespread in Iraq. As for Newsweek Assistant Managing Editor Evan Thomas chose to print a claim made by Bader Zaman Bader, who claimed he still had nightmares over the Quran desecration. Thomas failed note that when Bader was released, he said was interrogated 150 times by his American jailers but never abused, with no mention of Quran desecration.

NEWSWEEK REAX: There are some, apparently including ABC News' Nightline, that want to defend the story o­n the basis of other allegations lodged primarily by former detainees. As noted here before, the Al Qaeda training manual instructs its followers to complain of abuse if they are captured as a matter of routine. In this case, the allegations have been published before. But in 2002, when Guantanamo detainees protested the guards' handling of copies of the Quran (provided by the U.S., btw), which allegedly had been tossed into a pile and stepped o­n, an anonymous former interrogator confirmed that a senior officer delivered an apology over the camp's loudspeaker system, pledging that such abuses would stop. Interpreters, standing outside each prison block, translated the officer's apology. The NYT now reports that former Guantanamo translator Eric Saar doesn't back the "toilet" allegations. Nevertheless, Newsweek is not responsible for the violence and deaths that followed its publication of an unsupported story that the government had confirmed these allegations -- the blame lies with Islamic extremists who think murder is an appropriate response to being offended. I wish the defenders of Newsweek would put the blame there instead of assuming our soldiers are guilty.

JESSICA SIMPSON has separated from husband Nick? It's a story based o­n a single anonymous source, so you would be forgiven for thinking this ran in Newsweek, instead of Star magazine.

THERE'S A BIG GAP BETWEEN PRESS AND PUBLIC attitudes o­n a whole host of issues, according to a new University of Connecticut survey.

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT is renewed for another season.

AL QAEDA official Haitham al-Yemeni was killed in Pakistan by a Predator drone plane.

AL QAEDA: FWIW, Pakistani and U.S. intelligence believe that they are hot on the heels of Osama bin Laden, according to a report in the Asia Times.

KUWAIT APPROVES WOMEN'S RIGHT TO VOTE. For parliament. In 2007. The journey of miles beginning with a single step, one hopes.

THE NEW YORK TIMES plans to start charging .95 for access to it its Op-Ed page and certain of its top news columnists o­nline. I think that will prove to be a grave error.

FEAR ON THE BAYOU: Is a serial killer loose near Houma, a town of 32,000 about 50 miles southwest of New Orleans?

TATTOO ARTISTS are concerned their art is becoming too mainstream.

KINKY DEMON terrorizes Tanzania!

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FEIST: Leslie Feist is profiled in the Boston Globe. Asked about her genre-bending solo disc, Feist says, ''Willie Nelson is country, but is he really? He's a great jazz guitarist and writes better folk songs than anyone. Is Nina Simone jazz or roots or blues? I've never been good at differentiating. It's music that occupies a space in my mind and my heart."

ROBBIE FULKS "takes country's drowsiest subjects - drunken losers, dead-end towns and low-end cheaters - and infuses them with tart story lines, rapid-fire puns and bursts of moving humor," according to a profile in the New York Daily News.

NAPOLEON IN RAGS: Rock critic emeritus Greil Marcus promotes his book, "Like A Rolling Stone," with an article in the Guardian suggesting the Dylan anthem is a candidate for the greatest record ever made, perhaps, or the greatest record that ever would be made.

"IT'S THE MODERN DAY EQUIVALENT OF..." is the theme of Insound's e-mail newsletter, comparing new discs to old, as reprinted at Chromewaves.

GUMBY is on the comeback trail with a series of events marking his 50th anniversary and plans for television and a movie.

IRAQ: Bill Roggio has been o­n a roll at his blog, The Fourth Rail, with plenty of analysis of Operation Matador along the Syrian border and other war news.

IRAQ II: Saddam Hussein's spies planned to bribe members of the French political elite in the run-up to the invasion, including an offer to help fund President Jacques Chirac's re-election campaign, according to the Iraqi intelligence service memos uncovered by investigators working for the U.S. House of Representatives. Roselyne Bachelot, then a member of the National Assembly and the spokesman for Mr Chirac's re-election campaign, denied that any such offer had been made.

SEXY CHEERLEADING still legal in Texas, as a bill approved by the state House to ban bawdy cheerleading routines apparently isnít going anywhere in the Senate this year.

...AND THE PEOPLE BOWED AND PRAYED: In a correction, the Washington Post informs its readers that an Episcopal congregation in Falls Church, VA does not sing Simon and Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence" in Spanish before taking Communion.

BLUEGRASS PIONEER JIMMY MARTIN, who performed with the Blue Grass Boys, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and many others, died Saturday, a year after being diagnosed with bladder cancer. He was 77 years old.

MADONNA was offered a spot o­n the prestigious Cannes Film Festival jury, but turned it down because she would have missed two Kabbalah meetings back in London. And because it might remind people of her fine body of work in film. And maybe because she's busy taking giant fertility tablets flown in from India in her desperate attempt to have a third child.

CATS AND DOGS: The former mayor of Beverly Hills has 165 of them in her house when the cops showed up.

DOGS o­n the street are being recruited as sentries and informers by police in India.

DOGS: "What's that you say, Shannon? Ted's trapped under the tractor?" "Woof, Woof!" "Let's go!"

DOGS can dress as Darth Vader or put o­n a Leia slave outfit. Really, can't we save that for women?

REVENGE OF THE SITH: In The New York Times, A.O. Scott says, "it's better than Star Wars." o­n Friday, I gave Episode III the thumbs-up, but Scott clearly needs to be committed.

SUMMER MOVIE CALENDAR: Peter vanDerbeek has it nicely programmed by day, week and month.

LAWYERS SHOCKED AND STUNNED to discover that they cannot lie under oath and mislead a court. This is why, after the advance screening of Revenge of the Sith, when I was asked by the Coldstone Creamery whether I wanted a dish of Jedi ice cream (a/k/a "vanilla") or the Dark Side ice cream (a/k/a "chocolate brownie"), I replied, "I'm a lawyer, so of course I'm having the Dark Side."

AFGHANISTAN: Newsweek magazine has backed away from a report that U.S. interrogators desecrated copies of the Quran while questioning prisoners at the Guantanamo Bay naval base -- an account blamed for sparking violent riots in Afghanistan. "We regret that we got any part of our story wrong, and extend our sympathies to victims of the violence and to the U.S. soldiers caught in its midst," Newsweek Editor Mark Whitaker wrote in a note to readers. However, Assistant Managing Editor Evan Thomas proceeds to blame an anonymous government official allegedly knowledgeable about the matter (when he apparently was not) and other media outlets. Thomas then prints another unsubstantiated allegation of desecration made by Guantanamo detainees, even though U.S. military spokesman told him, "If you read the Al Qaeda training manual, they are trained to make allegations against the infidels." Meanwhile, a group of Afghan Muslim clerics threatened o­n Sunday to call for jihad against the U.S. in three days unless it hands over military interrogators reported to have desecrated the Koran. Perhaps we could give them Evan Thomas?

GARAGE BIOLOGY: Home DNA labs are not a big deal...yet.

TARA REID GONE WILD? Well, yes, a long time ago, but now she may get paid for it. Page Six reports that the boozy floozy is close to a deal to become the next host of the E! channel's popular Wild On! travel show.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON, doing press for Woody Allen's Match Point, says she's not Woody's muse. Or his adopted daughter.

CAMBERLAKE IN COURT: Cameron Diaz is suing The Sun newspaper over a story claiming she was cheating o­n boyfriend Justin Timberlake with a married man. In another case, Timberlake is suing the News of the World over a story that claimed he cheated o­n Diaz.

CAMERON DIAZ also stars in a report from the Reebok Human Rights Awards posted at You Can't Make It Up.

CULT OF THE iPod: Do not run your iPod through the washing machine. Bill Gates thinks that the iPod will be killed by the cellphone. And newspaper columnist Ralph De La Cruz finds his lost youth in the iPod Shuffle he got as a birthday gift.

PODCASTING: Newspapers and magazines such as the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, Philadelphia Daily News, Washington Post and Forbes have started podcasts in recent weeks.

THE FRENCH HOTEL: It looks like we will get to see her shove that huge hunk of meat in her mouth, after all.

IRAQ III: Arthur Chrenkoff's round-up of good news from Iraq actually gets published in The New York Times in a cool graphic format. Reporting all sides may be part of the paper's campaign to regain credibility, so it would be interesting for the NYT to report where each piece of good news ran in the paper, along with a similar chart of the bad news and where that ran in the paper. I'm not saying that there needs to be some artificial equality in the coverage, but I suspect that maybe o­ne or two of the stories listed by Chrenkoff ran in the back of the paper and the rest were ignored.

IRAQ IV: The data suggests that between 60 and 70 percent of the suicide bombers in Iraq are Saudis.

CANADA: The opposition grabbed control of the House of Commons o­n Thursday and shut it down for a day, the boldest move yet by the Bloc Quebecois and the Tories to demonstrate that the minority Liberals no longer hold power.

UZBEKISTAN: Protests over the trial of 23 prominent Muslim businessmen accused of terror ties and Islamic extremism exploded into violence in eastern Uzbekistan o­n Friday. The story is being well-blogged at Publius Pundit, Registan and Gateway Pundit. In contrast, CBS News changes the headline o­n the Associated Press report to "U.S. Ally Fires o­n Its People."

GEORGE BARRIS AUTO AUCTION: Some of Hollywood's most famous cars are being auctioned by Bonhams and Butterfields. I'm thinking about getting the Black Beauty, but if I do, I probably won't be able to get this for Sylvia and Lex's wedding.

SENATE CANDIDATE Stan Jones is running as a Libertarian, but looks like a member of Blue Man Group.

SOPHIE MARCEAU, probably best known in the U.S. for her roles as Princess Isabelle in Braveheart and Elektra King in the Bond flick The World Is Not Enough, had a wardrobe malfunction at the Cannes Film Festival. NSFW, but you weren't going to click to see the hi-res pics, anyway. I mention it only so that you don't seem clueless at the watercooler; a public service, really.

WOMEN WRESTLING IN PUDDING: "It's a beautiful thing when the degradation of women and Greek philanthropy collide."

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