ARCADE FIRE played "Month Of May" And "Ready To Start" on the Daily Show, and I greedily withheld it until Twofer Tuesday.

NEW RELEASES: Albums from Brian Wilson, Ray LaMontagne, Les Savy Fav, NOFX, John Mellencamp, Lissie, Matthew dear and more are streaming this week at Spinner.

RA RA RIOT is advance streaming The Orchard.

ROBYN HITCHCOCK has a free single from The Hungry Moment  to download this week. (Thx, Ken!)

MY MORNING JACKET has a new song, "Circuital," floating around teh Internets.

BACHMAN-TURNER OVERDRIVE: "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet."  Because it's summer. Plus, cowbell.

JOHNNY ROTTEN talks to the Independent about insulting Hollywood's elite, why he's chosen gardening over amphetamines, and the real reason he didn't make Malcolm McLaren's funeral.

MORRISSEY listed his 13 favorite albums for The Quietus.

DAYTROTTER founder Sean Moeller gets profiled by The Atlantic.

PITCHFORK - and founder Ryan Schreiber - are profiled by TIME.

MAD MEL UPDATE: The California Highway Patrol says Gibson crashed his Maserati into a Malibu hillside but was not injured. Meanwhile, Mel has been spared the eyewitness testimony of the babysitter who saw his rage first-hand - the same woman who the bigoted actor labeled a "wetback" - because she has passed away.

LINDSAY LOHAN will indeed be getting out of the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital ... as early as this week.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS has a tumor in his throat. He is expected to make a full recovery.

ZSA ZSA GABOR: Asking for last rites at the hospital.

ANGELINA JOLIE will reportedly play Marilyn Monroe in a film adaptation of The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe.

KATIE HOLMES is profiled by New York magazine.

JULIA ROBERTS vs. Kim Kardashian. Or something.

MY TOP 30 ZOMBIE MOVIES: A guide at About.com.

IRAN plans to begin construction of 10 uranium enrichment centers across the country by next year, state-run media is quoting Iran's nuclear chief as saying.

AFGHANISTAN: A man and a woman who allegedly had an adulterous affair have been stoned and killed in the northern province of Kunduz.

PUG SWIM MEET: Let's go to the video.

THE DOG ate my petition.

RUNAWAY HEIFER captured in Ahwatukee, AZ.

A GIANT, SPIT-SNIFFING RAT could save your life.