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New Lemonheads, Decemberists and Tom Waits, Covers, and a 4-legged Chicken   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Monday, September 25, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

DANNY FLORES, who played the saxophone and shouted the title of the 1950s hit song "Tequila!", has died of complications from pneumonia at 77. The song became popular with a new generation after it was used in the 1985 movie Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

THE LEMONHEADS: Evan Dando's return gets a 4/5 star review in London's Independent, and music bloggers who got the advance CD also seem to like it. The funny part is that the label seemingly didn't tell the bloggers in advance to limit the MP3 posting to "No Backbone," so some blogs were asked to pull other tracks, like "Pittsburgh" and "Black Gown." Yet those tracks don't get dropped out of the Hype Machine quite so fast, do they? And all three are purty darn good.

GEORGE CLINTON delivers three commandments of funk.

THE DECEMBERISTS: Stereogum can hook you up to the stream for "Yankee Bayonet," from the upcoming The Crane Wife album.

TOM WAITS: His triple-disc set of Orphans doesn't come out until November, but Waits talks about it (as o­nly he can) at the Anti- label site, which has posted "Bottom of the World" as a legal teaser download. So it should be no surprise that you can stream it via the Hype Machine, too. It's from the disc titled "Brawlers," but musically, it's a bit like "Downtown Train."

FINAL FANTASY: Owen Pallett is "confused and disgusted" that he won the prestigious Polaris Music Prize. He has pledged most of his 20K in prize money to an artist-owned co-operative he co-founded with long-time friend Steve Kado, after he pays a student loan for his partner Patrick Borjal, who is with him o­n tour.

ELVIS COSTELLO: The clip of his infamous performance of "Radio Radio" has resurfaced, you-know where.

SUFJAN STEVENS gets a rave for his Atlanta gig from CNN, while Relevant magazine provides background and historical perspective o­n some of his strangest songs, including "Decatur, or, Round of Applesauce for Your Stepmother!" and "Saul Bellow." But I'm giving the video link for part of "Casmir Pulaski Day" so you can see the band's new "winged creature" motif. BTW, I used to get Casmir Pulaski Day as a holiday, but no more. I may have to see if Sufjan can get that fixed.

FREE: Thirty years after drugs killed Free's guitarist, the band are back in vogue. They just won't talk to each other. But they do talk to London's Independent.

KEITH RICHARDS filmed his cameo as Johnny Depp’s swashbuckling dad in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, though he was -- brace yourself -- "not terribly sober." And though he may be the Lord of the Undead, Sigourney Weaver finds that hot.

COVER ME: MKOB has posted more than two dozen versions of "Dark End of the Street." You can jukebox 'em, too. Filles Sourires has posted over a dozen versions of "Bonnie and Clyde." You can jukebox those also. VIDEO BONUS: As Sunday's The New York Times ran a piece o­n the enduring popularity of the late Fred Neil's "Everybody’s Talkin'," here are video versions of the song by Harry Nilsson, The Beautiful South, and My Morning Jacket.

KATE MOSS does blackface for a special edition of The Independent, guest designed by Giorgio Armani, focusing o­n Afican issues. Take that, Gwyneth!

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Jacka**: Number Two won the weekend with about 28 million. It's surely a big money-maker for Paramount o­n an 11.5 million budget, but it's probably not enough to lift Hollywood's spirits generally. Jet Li's Fearless did okay at 10.5 million, with the top per-screen average. Gridiron Gang came in third, with 9.7 million -- a mere 33 percent drop that should make The Rock happy. Flyboys was fourth with 4 million o­n a 60 million budget, while the weekend's remaining wide release, All the King's Men made a mere 3.8 million o­n a 55 million budget. Ouch. The Illusionist o­nly dropped 9.6 percent, having racked up 27.5 million to date o­n a 16.5 million budget. And Little Miss Sunshine stuck in the top ten, passing the 50 million mark o­n FOX Searclight's 10 million distribution deal.

BARBRA STREISAND attended the Clinton Global Initiative in New York braless in a translucent black dress. The o­nly way you should click o­n that link is facing away from your monitor, filtering the light through a piece of cardboard punched with a pinhole. NSFA, really.

WHITNEY HOUSTON and BOBBY BROWN BREAK-UPDATE: People dishes some details of the split, which was months in the making.

JESSICA SIMPSON is still sleeping in Nick Lachey's old t-shirts.

MAD MEL UPDATE: Actor-director Mel Gibson visited two Oklahoma towns last week for screenings of his new movie, Apocalypto. But he avoided the press, wearing a mask and wig when he arrived in Cameron, OK last Thursday.  What?  No beard?

MADONNA knows What Jesus Would Do: He would hang himself from a big, lighted cross o­n stage.

KATE HUDSON and CHRIS ROBINSON BREAK-UPDATE: US Weekly reports that Owen Wilson was seen kissing Hudson o­n the cheek at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont.

LINDSAY LOHAN seems to be hitting some bumps in the road with boyfriend Harry Morton.

ELMO DUMPED! Weary of his increasingly erratic behavior -- including his public embrace of Scientology -- Sesame Street producers will not extend the contract of the program's most popular muppet. Not really, but it's a pretty funny column prompted by the mania of -- and over -- TMX Elmo.

ARE TERRORISTS DORITOS? Will they just "make more?" For the last week or so, I've been o­ne of many guest-bloggers at Protein Wisdom, where I took a look at the question at a length I really can't do in this format. Over the weekend, news stories about the latest classified National Intelligence Estimate caused me to write a "Part 2... Hey!" that looks more specifically at the question of whether Iraq has become a breeding ground for future jihadis against the US.

IRAQ: The Iraqi government announced it has arrested Muntasir Hamoud Ileiwi al-Jubouri, who sat o­n the military coucnil of Ansar al-Sunnah, a major terror group in Iraq. The group dnies his arrest "at the time." The Iraqi government also announced the arrest of a leader of the 1920 Revolution Brigades, o­ne of the more "moderate" insurgent groups. o­n a worse note, only a quarter of the Iraqi Army forces that had been designated more than a month ago to go to Baghdad have actually arrived.

IRAQ in the MEDIA: Pajamas Media learned that o­n Sept. 19 -- a typical day in Iraq -- there were only nine embedded reporters in Iraq. And of those nine, three were from the Armed Forces' Stars & Stripes and o­ne was from Armed Forces Network. The rest of the press corps is hunkered down in the Green Zone, relying o­n local stringers about whom we know little or nothing.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: A chicken with four legs.

THE RARE RED-COCKADED WOODPECKER sends a North Carolina town into a clear-cutting frenzy. Yeah, you know what I'm thinking.

A KITTEN was seized by British police after pet charity workers were tipped off that the kitty missed a routine flea treatment.

TAKING YOUR DOG TO WORK is working for some companies. Video at the link.

STONED COW UPDATE: A Polish woman who grew marijuana to mellow out her cow has been charged with cultivating a narcotic by police in the western town of Lobez.

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Rockpile, Rogue Wave, Covers, Cutout Bin, and Mr. Jiggywinkle   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Friday, September 22, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE...

...with ROCKPILE, a band that featured old pals Nick Lowe and Dave Edmunds cranking out the rootsy pub rock. They seem to be lip-synching o­n "Teacher, Teacher" and "If Sugar Was As Sweet As You," but I had to post 'em 'cause it's American Bandstand, which strikes me as just plain odd. For actual live performances, here's the band rolling through Lowe's "They Called It Rock," and "So It Goes," plus a cover of Elvis Costello's and "Girls Talk," which many associate more with Edmunds. I think that even my Dad will like Rockpile.

A SHORT "STATE of the SITE" ADDRESS: Regular visitors may have noticed we have had some technical difficulties this week. Our site admin, Lance, is working o­n some technical solutions and upgrades that should make the site more stable and (eventually) faster. I should add that when we got started about two years ago, we had 2 page views o­n Sept. 24th. Recently, any day much under 5K is a slow day. So we're glad you are stopping by and telling your friends (we do no advertising and relatively little in the way of self-promotion). With the traffic comes a few growing pains, but they should be behind us soon.

ROGUE WAVE drummer Pat Spurgeon needs a kidney and money for surgery. He was o­nly born with o­ne kidney; the replacement he got when he was a teenager has since conked out. o­n Sept. 30, Rogue Wave is having a benefit concert in San Francisco, featuring Ben Gibbard, Nada Surf, and John Vanderslice, MC'ed by Lemony Snicket. If you're goin' to an Francisco, you should try to go (and wear flowers in your hair). Otherwise, if you still want to help, you can go to their website and make a donation. Alternatively, music blogger Jennings at rbally is going to auction his "used" iPod nano for the cause; you can check his home page for the link today. I've been a bit remiss in blogging about Rogue Wave; I liked what I heard of their second album. You can stream a bunch of tracks via the Hype Machine, including an odd studio cover of "Everyday" by Buddy Holly and live covers of Thunderclap Newman's "Something In The Air" and "Odorono" from The Who Sell Out.

BOB DYLAN: Coudal Partners is giving away copies of Modern Times and three complete Dylan catalogues to winners of a contest based o­n "Six Degrees of Separation." Yesterday, you had to try to link Dylan with Condoleezza Rice.

COVER ME: At My Old Kentucky Blog, Dodge revisits his "covers project" by collecting odds and ends, then resumes with dozens of versions of the Oasis staple "Wonderwall." You can jukebox 'em via the Hype Machine. ALSO: Aquarium Drunkard offers up "Sex Beat" by the Gun Club, along with the original by the Gun Club.

UNPLAYABLE 45s: Prof. Ann Althouse won't throw them out, so she's scanning and blogging them, including: "Walk Like A Man" (on VeeJay -- the Beatles' first US label!); "Substitute" (plus a shrine to the single); Donovan's "Epistle to Dippy" and "Lil' Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs; "The Eggplant That Ate Chicago" (written by Norman Greenbaum); "Eighteen" by Alice Cooper; and "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go," where she tells you what's o­n the flip side, which is important.

BECK: "Viral videos" from his forthcoming album have been leaking o­nto YouTube. Most get removed, but "No Complaints" is still there... for now, anyway.

VAN HUNT: Gawker Media's new music blog Idolator likes his sophomore album and asks "Where Is The Love?" MP3s at the link. BTW, Hunt does cover the Stooges o­n his latest album, but it's not o­ne of the tracks at the link. Hunt also makes a cameo o­n "If I Had No Loot" by Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave fame).

MOUNTAIN GOATS: John Darnielle talks to The Ithacan about songwriting and influences, and to Pitchfork about many subjects, from death metal to acoustic instrumental music, and comparisons to Lifter Puller and The Hold Steady.

PANDORA: Lifehacker suggests 15 ways to get more out of the music recommendation service. (including links for ripping music from Pandora, which is just wrong.)

THE CUTOUT BIN: Friday's fortuitous finds from the Hype Machine include: The Soft Boys - The Queen Of Eyes; The Plimsouls - Everywhere At o­nce; Hidden Cameras - Awoo; Maroon 5 - Pure Imagination; The Polyphonic Spree - Lithium; The Clash - Death Or Glory; The Hold Steady - Stevie Nix; Snow Patrol - Crazy In Love; Cobra Verde - I Feel Love; Wilson Pickett - Ninety-Nine and a Half (Won't Do); The B-52's - Dirty Back Road; The Rolling Stones - Waiting o­n A Friend; Jake Holmes - Dazed and Confused; and Prince & The New Power Generation - Whole Lotta Love.

JACK NICHOLSON: Life imitate's Something's Gotta Give as Jack gives Rolling Stone the lowdown o­n the sex life of the o­nly 69-year-old man whose sex life might be considered remotely interesting -- over the past year he has "probably covered the territory from twenty-one to sixty-one." He also seems to believe that nothing spices up a movie like an artificial penis. Can you handle the truth?

NOW SHOWING: This week's wide releases include Jacka**: Number Two (scoring 65 percent o­n the Tomatometer); Jet Li's Fearless (73 percent) the World War I themed Flyboys (38 percent) and the star-studded political epic All the King's Men, which is scoring an abysmal 16 percent o­n the ol' Tomatometer. Doubly sad as screenwriter-director Steve Zailian is a friend of the family. And I mean that literally and in the sense that I could tell you some pretty funny Hollywood stories, but then I'd have to kill you. I'm looking forward to Michel Gondry's The Science of Sleep (currently 71 percent), but it's o­nly opening in NYC and LA this weekend.

JACKO is supposedly interested in opening up a leprechaun-inspired theme park, which will make everyone forget about his affinity for little people.

MADONNA: It seems as though NBC may not air Madge's mock crucifiction as part of her upcoming prime-time concert special. But if Madge was offending Muslims, would there even be a question about the network yanking the segment?

TOM-KAT UPDATE: US Weekly claims that the flowers are ordered for a Tom-Kat wedding.

BRADGELINA: The two million bucks in charitable donations reported yesterday will be made through Pitt and Jolie's new charitable foundation, Celebrities Without Borders. Actually, People didn't report the name, but I think that's a good o­ne. Meanwhile, Jolie is set to star in the film adaptation of Ayn Rand's iconic novel, Atlas Shrugged. Jolie is reportedly a longtime fan of Rand's, though I wonder what Rand would make of Jolie's activism.

RUPERT EVERETT has no sperm left, due to his medication for alopecia. NTTAWWT -- why wouldn't a gay man rather have hair than sperm?

CROC HUNTER: The death of Steve Irwin has created a vacuum in the naturtainment niche -- and members of the Cousteau family are fighting to fill it. While they are occupied, perhaps Steve Zissou can step in.

CLAY AIKEN: Diane Sawyer thinks it's kind of unseemly that people want to ask the former American Idol runner-up whether he's gay, but she does it herself, prompting a lengthy non-denial. NTTAWWT. Video at the link.

KIM CATRALL, best known for playing the promiscuous Samantha o­n Sex and the City, wants to give sex advice to teenage girls in her latest book. Catrall previously co-authored Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm with her husband... before they divorced shortly thereafter.

JESSICA SIMPSON: US Weekly wonders what the pneumatic blonde is hiding under bulky sweaters. There has been gossip that she's dealing with her personal misery by eating. Life & Style magazine claims that creepy dad-manager Joe is trying to start a chain of "Daisy Duke's" BBQ restaurants behind Jessica's back.

IRAN: Pres. Ahmadinejad broke away from events at the UN General Assembly to hold an informal question-and-answer session with the Council o­n Foreign Relations, which ended with Ahmadinejad asking CFR members "whether they were simply shills for the Bush administration." BTW, did you see much press o­n the 30K people who rallied against the man who said Israel should be "wiped off the map?" No? It attracted everyone from NY Gov. Pataki to Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman, but apparently that's not news, either.

PAKISTAN: Pres. Musharraf said that after 9/11, the US threatened to bomb his country if it did not cooperate with America's campaign against the Taliban in Afghanistan. And it worked, to some degree.

IRAQ: The Government of Iraq took control of the southern province of Dhi Qar o­n Thursday. Though challenges remain, Coalition officials and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki say they hope to have all 18 of the country’s provinces under Iraqi control by the end of next year. Building up Iraqi logistics is o­ne such challenge, as regular visitors here already know. The bipartisan Iraq Study Group, chaired by former secretary of state James Baker, and former House International Relations Committee chairman Lee Hamilton, may recommend a phased withdrawal or diplomacy with Iran and Syria. Both chairman said no public report will emerge until they brief Congress and the White House, and until well after the November midterm elections.

IRAQ in the MEDIA: The US campaign in Iraq is "increasingly unpopular," according to much of the US press, including The New York Times (at least twice since the end of August alone); the Los Angeles Times (on Sept. 13 and 20); The Associated Press (Sept. 19); Reuters (Sept. 19); the Washington Times (Sept. 14); the Arizona Republic (Sept. 19); and ABC News (Sept. 17), to name a few. However, the latest USA Today/Gallup Poll, ABC News Poll and Pew Poll all find increasing support and optimism o­n the issue over the past month or so. ABC News is a particular offender here, as its own poll contradicts its story, which quotes Andrew Kohut from Pew (whose poll contradicts his own quote).

"MR. JIGGYWINKLE" had sex with a hedgehog and injured himself o­n the animal’s pricks. In his defense, he was following the advice of his witch doctor. No, really. Dinsdale! (thx, Lance!)

SNAKE in a BED: And not in that good way.

AMERICAN SQUIRRELS are tough. Another suicide squirrel took down the power grid in northwest Carmel, Indiana. Meanwhile, in the UK, immigrant squirrels from the US are driving out the Reds.

CANE TOADS make good fertilizer... until they explode.

AN EMU remains o­n the lam in Centreville, VA. Two other emus who escaped from a farm near Chantilly have been recaptured.

COWS enjoyed getting stoned in Romania. Now we know why they stare unamazed by the going-nowhere gravel road, Pate fans.

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Cat Power, SSLYBY, Yo La Tengo, and Liz Taylor Is Fed To Sharks   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

CAT POWER: Now that Chan Marshall is almost sober, she tells The New York Times that she's not sure what she wants to do next -- Her next album, Sun, is already written, and she talks of a second covers album, but she might auditioning for the cast of Saturday Night Live or have a baby. The rejuvenated Marshall recently appeared o­n Later with Jools Holland, playing "The Greatest" and "Lived In Bars."

KEITH RICHARDS, Lord of the Undead, has given up drugs: "I think the quality's gone down."

SOMEBODY STILL LOVES YOU BORIS YELTSIN: Their self-titled debut is being reissued next month, with Chromewaves digging the "ultra-compact, mid-fi, 60s-were-90s indie pop replete with hand claps, jangly guitars and sweet melodies but with enough grit and scrappiness to not be overly saccharine or twee." There's audio and video at that link, and a short streaming set for The Current at MPR.

YO LA TENGO: The new album may be titled I Am Not Afraid Of You and I Will Beat Your A**, but frontman Ira Kaplan tought he might be beaten by someone wanting to use the payphone he was using for an interview with the AP. Kaplan also talks about early musical memories and gives recommendations to eMusic, ranging from Theolonius Monk to Eleventh Dream Day. (thx, Chromewaves!) The new album boasts "typical" YLT tracks like "Pass The Hatchet, I Think I'm Goodkind" and poppier fare like "Beanbag Chair," with plenty more to stream via the Hype Machine, including YLT backing Ronnie Spector o­n "Baby, I Love You," during which she gives a shout out to the late Joey Ramone. BONUS: I've psoted it before, but I still like the the odd, Steely Dan-meets-Motown groove of "Mr. Tough," also from the new album.

WOXY, the indie internet "radio" station has gone offline USA Today blogger Whitney Matheson suggests alternatives.

BONNIE "PRINCE" BILLY was o­n the N-network the other night, playing "Strange Form of Life" from The Letting Go album. See it before the lawyers do...

NIRVANA: Courtney Love claims that o­ne of the songs o­n the band's classic 1991 album Nevermind is about her - but she won't say which o­ne. What would Carly Simon say?

PET SOUNDS: Speaking of classic albums, Brian Wilson will be doing Pet Sounds 40th Anniversary concerts with Beach Boy Al Jardine. Also the anniversary podcasts are up through "God o­nly Knows" this week.

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER for this week's Contrast Podcast, in which a group of music bloggers bring the handclapping.

THE POLARIS PRIZE: Canada's Globe and Mail takes you inside the jury deliberations for the inaugural ward for best Canadian album of the year. I had more o­n the nominees and winner yesterday.

WHITNEY HOUSTON and BOBBY BROWN BREAK-UPDATE: US Weekly reports that music mogul Clive Davis intervened at the urging of Courtney Love to help get Houston into rehab and back o­n the comeback trail. Bobby Brown tells People magazine that he's "really saddened" at Houston's decision to divorce him.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH made hundereds of thousands of dollars by selling pictures of her dead son. Classy!

GWYNETH PALTROW and Stella McCartney are reportedly trying to matchmake Paltrow's mother, Blythe Danner, with Sir Paul.

BRADGELINA: Star magazine reports that Jolie blew almost 400K o­n three pieces by in-your-face Brit artist Banksy. You can see the o­nes she bought among the pictures at Supertouch. With that kind of extravagance, it's good PR for Jolie and Pitt to give two million bucks to Global Action for Children and Medecins sans Frontieres/Doctors Without Borders.

TOM-KAT UPDATE: Holmes' former boyfriend, actor Chris Klein, says people have not asked him about the gossip that the Tom-Kitten looks like him. He then said, "It's definitely them, and they look so beautiful," which is an interesting answer.

JESSICA SIMPSON thought she was going to throw up or pee in her pants at Tuesday's premiere of Employee of the Month. It's not clear whether that was from watching the movie or looking in the mirror and realizing that trendy 40s hairstyle is not working for her the way it does for Gwen Stefani and Christina Aguilera.

THE FRENCH HOTEL dropped a Benjamin o­n a homeless dude with the cojones to ask for o­ne while the heiress was in a McDonalds drive-thru. Video at the link.

OPRAH WINFREY is threatening legal action against a retired teacher who has mounted a o­ne-man campaign urging the star to run for president in 2008. Meanwhile, gaydar-wielding TV oracle Rosie O'Donnell says that Oprah and her best friend Gayle King are "a tiny bit gay."

CINDY CRAWFORD is threatening to sue a French magazine Gala for publishing statements she never made about receiving Botox, but a renowned Manhattan plastic surgeon revieiwing photos of the supermodel says: "She's either had a brow lift or found an incredible new way to tweeze her eyebrows."

BEYONCE KNOWLES is wearing Britney Spears' hand-me-downs?

GEORGE CLOONEY called o­n the UN Security Council to stop the ethnic cleansing in Darfur. The president of Sudan undoubtedly considers Clooney a tool of the International Zionist Conspiracy, when he's really o­nly the first part.

IRAN: Pres. Ahmadinjad gave a speech to the UN in which he clained the world "longs for the perfect righteous human being and the real savior who has been promised to all peoples and who will establish justice, peace and brotherhood o­n the planet. Although this is a clear reference to his belief that the end times are near, it appears that most of the US media is not interested in asking him about it. Time not o­nly didn't ask, they ran a story suggesting the US may be preparing for war with Iran. A retired submarine officer explains what's really going o­n.

IRAQ: Top US generals warn that violence will increase in Baghdad during the Islamic holy month of Ramadan (think about that) and said al Qaeda in Iraq already has intensified its assaults. Iraqi police arrested 12 armed men, including members of Al-Qaeda, in Mosul. Meanwhile, Kurds showed their disabilities from a chemical attack by Saddam and his cousin, "Chemical Ali," who are being tried for crimes against humanity and genocide. Prosecutors say more than 180K people died in the campaign and thousands of villages were destroyed, some gassed.

AFGHANISTAN: European nations have agreed to provide more troops, as US Gen. James L. Jones reported that officials are not making headway o­n the opium problem, but recent military operations in the southern part of the country killed 1,000-1,500 Taliban, and forced others to retreat. BTW, while the AP claims that the troop commitment comes "after weeks of prodding," it was actually 18 months.

ELIZABETH TAYLOR FED TO THE SHARKS: I'm not going to beat that headline. You're gonna need a bigger shark.

A COYOTE bit a woman at a Conneticut rest stop along I-95. And another was captured sunning itself in an alley in Oak Park, IL. Former resident and Pate fan Sylvia Hauser will want to know that it was the 900 block of North Linden Avenue. Pics at the links.

PANDA BITES MAN? Not news; Man Bites Panda? News. It's o­ne of the oldest rules of journalism.

PET HOARDING: Today's case from Suffolk County in NY involves a tortoise, a five-foot python, an electric eel, lizards, iguanas, alligators and four emus.

DEEFER the BULL MASTIFF has a taste for women's underwear.

HEY, ARE THOSE PYGMY MONKEYS IN YOUR PANTS? Yes, according to airport customs agents. But the question I have is why it took authorities four years to arrest his traveling buddy, who had leopards in his backpack.

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Pipettes, New Apples In Stereo, New Lloyd Cole, and a Deputy Dog   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

SO, DID YOU MISS US? You are so sweet! If you missed Tuesday's entry, just keep scrolling!

THE PIPETTES take a comic turn in their latest video, "Judy."

INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY REDUX: Google's holiday-themed logos did not extend to ITLAPD, but the company's letter rejecting the idea was swashbuckling in tone. As are Bono singing "A Dying Sailor To His Shipmates" and Richard Thompson playing the "Mingulay Boat Song."

BOB DYLAN: Aquarium Drunkard has posted Blonde o­n Blonde Outtakes, Part Two, but aside from the instrumental version of "I'll Keep It With Mine," the remainder of the tracks sound like the mono versuions of the official tracks. You can stream 'em at AD or jukebox 'em via the Hype Machine. Meanwhile, his latest album, Modern Times, is reviewed by Suzanne Vega, who addresses the issue of Dylan "borrowing" from Confederate poet laureate Henry Timrod: "These days if a sample of music is taken, you have to acknowledge the original artists and pay them. (See: "Tom's Diner.") Shouldn't the same courtesy be extended to all intellectual property? In other words, is he really "a thieving little swine" as o­ne "fan" puts it? Well, I guess he is. But I am trying to imagine a Bob Dylan album with footnotes, asterisks, ibid.'s and nifty little anecdotes about the origins of each song. It's not going to happen..."

THE SUGARCUBES are reuniting for a 20th anniversary concert in Reykjavik, with the proceeds to go to charity, according to Björk -- and it doesn't get much more definitive than that. The band's first single was "Birthday," lo those many years ago.

APPLES IN STEREO will release their next album, New Magnetic Wonder, in February 7th o­n Frodo's label, with Yep Roc distributing. YANP has details and a video stream of the band playing new songs at their Sept 1st gig in Lexington, KY. Pretty rockin'.

LLOYD COLE tells the Scotsman that growing old can present something of a challenge when it comes to selling records: "I've been around for ever, so why should anyone get excited about a new Lloyd Cole album? To my mind, my music doesn't sound all that different from some of the popular bands around at the moment. The difference is that they're in their twenties and have cool haircuts and I'm a grey-haired 45-year-old." Said The Gramophone -- o­ne of the earliest music blogs -- has a track from his new album, Antidepressant, a cover of Moby Grape's "I Am Not Willing," along with the original. The video pictured above is from 1991, "She's A Girl and I'm A Man," a song I have listened to 20 times in a row, though not recently. And here's a few Cole did with the Commotions -- "Perfect Skin," "Rattlesnakes" and "Forest Fire."

ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN frontman Ian McCulloch was acquitted o­n two assault charges, but was found guilty of committing a breach of the peace by shouting, swearing and threatening two fans who used his toilet backstage.

RYAN ADAMS: The prolific singer-songwriter addresses his combative nature in a streaming interview at NPR. There are a few recent Adams tracks streaming separately from the same page.

FINAL FANTASY won the prestigious Polaris Music Prize (a Canadian version of Britain's Mercury Music Prize). I can't say I've been a big FF fan, but you can stream a bunch of Owen Pallet's chamber pop via the Hype Machine. You can read profiles of all of the nominees at the National Post.

PETE DOHERTY-KATE MOSS UPDATE: The troubled singer and the supposedly sober supermodel were caught canoodling... and then some at The Priory rehab clinic last weekend.

TOM-KAT UPDATE: The Australian government is blasting an anti-psychiatry exhibit sponsored by an offshoot of Scientology, but Cruise's Scientological bent gets faint praise from Alec Baldwin: "All I know is I don't see people who are disciples of Tom's faith driving planes into the World Trade Center. When Scientologists start crashing planes into the Pentagon, then I think we should sit Tom down and have a grand jury talk to him. In the meantime, let's just leave him alone." Meanwhile, Paramount wants Brad Pitt to accept the next Mission: Impossible.

NICOLE KIDMAN has gotten an apology from Scotland's Daily Record for publishing false quotes it claimed she made, criticizing Angelina Jolie's charity work as publicity-driven.

LINDSAY LOHAN: Following the screaming match with her mother reported yesterday, Dina Lohan got a shout out from Bono for her birthday. Li-Lo prefers to be rocked by actor-singer and co-star Jared Leto, but was barred from the club his band was playing for being underaged (which is news, as few clubs do so). Meanwhile, Star magazine claims that the French Hotel tried to move in o­n Lohan's boyfriend, Harry Morton. No wonder the little diva is considering moving to Notting Hill in the UK.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: Dr. Cyril Wecht, the forensic pathologist hired by the model to perform a second autopsy o­n her son, tells TMZ: "It could be a drug-related death of an accidental nature."

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is the greatest ever Hollywood starlet, according to a poll done for Yahoo! entertainment. I like Knightley, but that list looks like they polled children and teenagers.

JESSICA and ASHLEE SIMPSON: The "singing" sisters' creepy dad-manager Joe reportedly supplies WireImage with exclusive (and even racy) shots of his daughters o­n family getaways or in other putatively private moments. The regular paparazzi are not pleased. Meanwhile, the Rev. Bob Harrington has singled the girls out for criticism because Joe was o­nce a Baptist preacher himself: "They will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell." The Rev. seems woefully ignorant, not o­nly of of how rampant cosmetic surgery is in the industry, but also of the fact that that both sisters have availed themselves of it.

BRITNEY SPEARS' second son is the victim of cybersquatters who snapped up suttonpiercefederline.com and similar domain names after his birth. Angelina Jolie had her lawyers snap up her daughter's domain names o­n the day Shiloh was born. But no o­ne has accused the pop tart of being the sharpest knife in the drawer.

STUDIO 60 o­n the SUNSET STRIP, which premiered Monday, has gotten generally favorable reviews, but the funniest part of the show, imho, was the idea that a sketch o­n the imaginary SNL-esque show would be deemed too "edgy" because it was about "crazy Christians." Why not have an edgy sketch called "crazy Muslims," other than the fact that NBC probably would have really censored that? Ironically, for all the hype the show got, the big ratings story of Monday night was Deal or No Deal -- exactly the sort of show attacked in the opening episode of Studio 60.

KATIE COURIC, after sliding from firts to third place in the ratings o­n 9/11 managed to eke out a narrow win over the course of the week, though it appears that NBC's Brian Williams may have regained the momentum.

TERI HATCHER is furious with Desperate Housewives bosses, because they keep digitally reducing the size of her nipples. Anyone familiar with her work o­n Seinfeld could have seen this reaction coming.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON is happy with her hourglass figure: "I'm curvy. I'm never going to be 5'11' and 120 pounds. But I feel lucky to have what I've got." And boyfriend Josh Hartnett is lucky to feel what she's got. Thank you; don't forget to tip your bartender!

IRAN appears to be blackmailing France regarding the nuclear issue: "The French President is the first European leader to state publicly that a freeze by Iran is not a precondition for opening talks. The concession to Iran seems to be linked to events in Lebanon, where there had been concern that French soldiers may be targeted by Iran's proxy militia, Hizbollah, over France's previously hardline stance in the nuclear negotiations." Meanwhile Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei used the Pope's recent speech referring to Islam to call for attacks against the US.

IRAQ in the MEDIA: The AP reports that the US military is likely to maintain and may even increase its force of more than 140,000 troops in Iraq through next spring, according to Gen. John Abizaid. What he actually said was that more US troops are not needed in Iraq and actually could be counterproductive by hampering the turnover of security to Iraqi forces. A review of Google News shows the AP to be the o­nly outlet reporting the story this way. Bill Roggio reports that his military and intell sources who have seen the whole report o­n Anbar are angry over the media's characterization of the report.

AFGHANISTAN: British Lt. Gen. David Richards told reporters that Operation Medusa inflicted the biggest defeat o­n the Taliban since its fall in 2001.

DEPUTY DOG: Gus the Pug went undercover to help arrest a flasher in Stuart, FL. As a direct result of this arrest, Gus was deputized with special deputy status.

SNAKE in a TRAFFIC JAM in York, PA.

ARMADILLOS have waddled their way from Texas into southern Illinois.

HALIBUT FREED by animal rights extremists at a fish farm in Argyll.

A 600 LB COW was rescued from a 24-foot plunge into a well in Canby, OR. Pics at the link. It's like the "Baby Jessica" story, o­nly with a big ol' cow. Sure enough, the new owners are thinking of naming the cow "Jessica."

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Karl

FIRST OF ALL, Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties!

R.E.M. REUNION: I had the audio yesterday, but now you can see Bill Berry reunited with Michael Stipe, Peter Buck and Mike Mills as they are inducted into the Georgia Music Hall of Fame, playing "Begin The Begin," "Losing My Religion" (with backup from Scott McCaughey) and "Man On The Moon."

NEW RELEASES: It's a bit of a slow week. the largely instrumental The Big Sleep, the new Elton John and comps from Jane's Addiction and Alice In Chains are streaming in full from AOL. Hidden Cameras releases AWOO, which finds the band adding some 60s pop to their folk, for a bit of an XTC vibe. Bonnie "Prince" Billy" lets loose with The Letting Go. He's going to be o­n the Conan O'Brien show tonight, also. Pere Ubu explains Why I Hate Women, though you won't find any of it o­nline; the link has some Ubu classics. Winter Flowers gets their freak folk o­n, though sounding more trad than Devenda Banhart. Free gets a Live at the BBC release. And Rhino is reissuing expanded versions of most of The Pogues, which prompts this video link to "Sally MacLennane."

THE QUARRYMEN: Heather Browne used the news that The Casbah Coffee Club, created in the home of original Beatles drummer Pete Best, has been given protected status to post a bunch of tunes from the Pre-Fab Four.

THE AIR GUITAR CHAMPIONSHIP: Pat Malone writes in London's Times about trying his axe-arm at the world championship in Finland. SPIN magazine has video of Ochi "Dainoji" Yosuke's winning performance.

RICHARD BUCKNER stopped by The Current for a brief live set you can stream from MPR.

SEEN YOUR VIDEO: Primitive music video from Joe Walsh's James Gang, playing "Walk Away." Squeezing it in before the end of summer.

MISSION OF BURMA is swept away by molten magma from Mt. Hood in the latest entry for the band's Tour Diary. But I think Roger Miller is pulling our leg. Pics at the link, too.

SUFJAN STEVENS and THE RACONTEURS: Gorilla Vs. Bear has details of their Austin City Limits TV tapings. I want to see the Raconteurs cover Gram Parsons, Nancy Sinatra, and The Flamin' Groovies! For now, we have to make do with watching The White Stripes cameo o­n The Simpsons

M WARD: Post-War is Stereophile's Recording of the Month. He was also featured recently at Metromix. Indeed, I featured him earlier this month, but I'm mentioning him again because "Chinese Translation" is o­ne of my current faves in song and video.

U2: Having recently heard the band was in the studio with Green Day, The Edge tells Time it's rehearsals for a joint performance of The Skids' "The Saints Are Coming" o­n Monday Night Football (Sept. 25th) for the re-opening of the Superdome. And they're just gettting comfy with Rick Rubin. There's more at the link, including the songs The Edge wishes he had written.

INXS: A TV reality show, a tour and... dropped by Epic Records.

PRES. BUSH and LITTLE RICHARD: From The Daily Show. The Pres. could use a translator o­n occasion.

JESSICA SIMPSON: A blown chance at musician John Mayer, disappointing album sales and attacks by a Christian minister may have driven the pneumatic blonde to binge eating.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: Forensic pathologist Cyril Wecht says the model's son was o­n prescription anti-depression medication when he died, but agreed there was no evidence that Daniel Smith died from a "suicidal overdose." Wecht, hired to conduct a second autopsy, is awaiting toxicology tests to determine the cause of death.

MAD MEL UPDATE: The embattled actor-director came out of seclusion Saturday to walk his 26-year-old daughter Hannah down the aisle, as she married blues guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd.

BRITNEY SPEARS has reportedly had a tummy tuck after the birth of her second child.

TOM-KAT UPDATE: Holmes is reportedly having doubts about marrying Cruise. I am reportedly having doubts about that story, though it should be true.

KATE HUDSON and CHRIS ROBINSON BREAK-UPDATE: It seems that Hudson and Owen Wilson are not trying hard to hide that they're spending a lot of time together.

TARA REID: Hollywood's former favorite party girl has reportedly had a breast reduction and cosmetic surgery to correct her earlier funky liposuction.

MATT LeBLANC proved to be as dim as his Joey character by trying to represent himself in hs divorce. He eneded up consulting with and eventually hiring a big name LA lawyer.

ORLANDO BLOOM and KATE BOSWORTH: It's a good thing they have personal assistants to make sure they avoid each other.

WYNONA RYDER was almost denied entry at a club o­n NYC's Lower East Side because she didn't have ID. And she told the doormen she was older than she actually is -- which seems odd, but I've known this to happen. Anyway, she's looking pretty good wearing nothing but a slogan to raise awareness about skin cancer. This is a good thing as it's always better when a woman with an insatiable libido is attractive.

KEVIN COSTNER is not happy with the movie Death of A President, which uses CGI to simulate the assassination of Pres. Bush: "It's awfully hard if you're his children, his wife, his mother, his dad; there's a certain thing we can't lose as human beings, which is empathy for maybe the hardest job in the world. Whether we think it's being performed right or not we can't, like, wish... or think that's even cute." The film premiered to largely negative reviews at the Toronto Film Festival, which didn't stop the judges from awarding it the International Critics' Prize, while denying politics played a part in their decision. RELATED: Rick's Cafe Americain was closed by French authorities in Casablanca, Morocco. Said Capt. Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going o­n in here!"

UNDERSTANDING ISLAMIC EXTREMISM: Sam Harris, the proudly liberal author of The End of Faith: Religion, Terror and the Future of Reason, heaps scorn o­n Pop Benedict XVI's remarks o­n Islam, which have prompted rage in the Muslim world. Yet he also argues that the failure of liberals to understand the danger posed by Islamic extremism will ultimately empower "the religious lunatics of the West."

IRAQ: As-yet unsubstantiated reports have begun circulating o­n radical Arabic-language Internet chat forums of a possible merger of the Ansar al-Sunnah Army in Iraq and Al-Qaida's Mujahideen Shura Council. Better news, in light of recent reports of backsliding in Anbar province is that Nearly all the tribes in Anbar Province have agreed to join forces to fight al-Qaeda insurgents and other foreign-backed terrorists.

ELEPHANT POLO: The US is making its debut at the King's Cup Elephant Polo Championship in Thailand. And we're not above having our elephants spray dung in the path of our opponents.

WILD BOAR ATTACK foiled by playing opossum.

JIMMY'S DONKEY FUND: Would you give him a dollar so he can have donkeys at his wedding reception?

THE GOAT magically turned into my brother after I killed it, your honor. What? Like you've never heard of a were-goat...

A SHARK THAT WALKS on its fins is discovered off Indonesia's Papua province. Candygram...

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