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Phil Spector, "Skunk" Baxter, Rats, Snakes, Cats, and the Grinch   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Wednesday, May 25, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade


PHIL SPECTOR: The written story is that prosecutors can introduce some (but not all of the) evidence that the famed music producer had a history of threatening women with guns in Spector's murder trial. If I was Spector's lawyer, I'd almost be tempted to agree to let all such evidence in, so long as Spector gets to introduce evidence that he threatened all sorts of men and women with guns over the years. The unwritten story is whether, based o­n this current photo, Spector is trying to play the race card.

STEPHEN MALKMUS: The reveiwer at Pitchfork really digs his new disc, Face The Truth, giving it an 8.7. The review in the New York Sin, not so much.

JEFF "SKUNK" BAXTER played psychedelic music with Ultimate Spinach, jazz-rock with Steely Dan and funky pop with the Doobie Brothers. But in the last few years he has become o­ne of the national-security world's well-known counterterrorism experts.

SEMISONIC drummer Jacob Slichter (also author of So You Wanna Be a Rock & Roll Star: How I Machine-Gunned a Roomful of Record Executives and Other True Tales from a Drummer's Life) has a list of "Music You Should Hear" at Amazon.

BEACH BOYS UPDATE: It turns out that Mike Love blew off the dedication of the BB Memorial because he's still carrying a grudge against the Wilson brothers. Sounds like Brian's people drove a hard bargain in selling Mike the BB name for touring purposes.

REVENGE OF THE SITH: Two Star Wars fans who tried to duel with lightsabres made by filling fluorescent light tubes with gasoline were consumed by the Dumb Side of the Force. Hayden Christensen is considering leaving acting to become an architect, saying, "Maybe the new Star Wars film will be my last movie." A handy excuse for acting more wooden than Pinocchio.

HOW THE INSURANCE BUSINESS RUNS HOLLYWOOD: "Sure, it may help a career to have talent, a well-connected agency, and a hot media image, but unless an actor can get insurance, he or she can't play a part in a major movie."

EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX: In China, that would be just about everything.

NORTH KOREA: Another sign of internal dissent?

IRAQ: Al Qaeda's group in Iraq said o­n Tuesday its leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had been wounded. And here's a survival manual of sorts for civilians headed to Iraq.

THE MEDIA AND THE MILITARY: Newspaper Guild President Linda Foley's unsupported claim that the U.S. military is targeting journalists (previously noted here) and her lame defense are getting coverage in newspapers. In an interview with Editor & Publisher magazine, Foley offered a clarification: "I was careful of not saying troops, I said U.S. military." She still has no evidence to support her claim, but seems to think that's okay as long as you blame the civilians in the military. If you are associated with the media and wonder why yet another poll shows a yawning gap between the attitudes of the press and the public about press freedom, bias in news, and journalists' rights, look no further.

BRADGELINA UPDATE: Pitt and Jolie are photographed holding hands. I think there might be something going o­n there.

COLDPLAY: The band's new single will likely be beaten out of a number o­ne entry by a cover of "Axel F" recorded by The Crazy Frog as a ringtone. No wonder Chris Martin doesn't like capitalism.

EMINEM has a new target: the Olsen twins. However, given that o­ne of them has an eating disorder, his claim seems factually incorrect. Mr. Mathers is closer to the mark with his claim that that Britney Spears "has shoulders like a man."

MP3 BLOGGING: Monkeyfilter has turned the Tofu Hut's recent encyclopedic list of MP3 blogs into a wiki.

ROADCASTING: Carnegie Mellon's Human Computer Interaction Institute was commissioned by the R&D arm of a major automaker to create a system that allows anyone to have their own radio station, broadcasted among cars in an ad-hoc network.

THE STATE OF DOWN-HOME DINING is the title of a new series running in USA Today about "dining scenes that still are robust, unpretentious and affordable — all while serving soul-satisfying regional fare." Sylvia Hauser probably suspects that I am tweaking her with this link; she would be correct.

TOM AND KATIE UPDATE: Art imitates life, as Katie Holmes is being tipped to play Cruise's love interest in the third installment of Mission Impossible. Defamer rounds up the largely skeptical reax to the couple's appearance o­n Oprah. USA TODAY also runs a piece on the skepticism.

PAGING DR. DOOLITTLE: A young cat somehow travels from Cheyenne, Wyoming, to Downey, California. A runaway carriage horse bolts o­nto Interstate 75 near Cincinnati, Ohio. A bear wandered into a San Fernando Valley neighborhood and took a dip in a swimming pool. Chickens and roosters have been terrorizing several neighborhoods near Columbia, MD for months. A manatee has wandered hundreds of miles out of its range to a fishing post at the southern tip of Texas.

THEY GOTTA LOTTA LOTTA LOTTA RATS, SNAKES AND CATS (uh-huh!) at the Government Center. They were supposed to make the secretries feel better, but a cat attacked a clerk with all the ledgers.

TRANSPLANT SHOCKER: Three die from hamster virus!

CANADA: Although the minority Liberal government just survived a no confidence vote by the tie-breaking vote of the Speaker of the House of Commons, the situation may change now that forensic accountants are testifying in the Adscam inquiry that the total amount of money lost now appears to be 5 million, far more than than was originally thought.

CULT OF THE iPod: Mike Industires, fresh off the "make an iPod out of food" contest, launches the Photoshop contest, Great iPods in History. Web geeks will also marvel at Mike's stylin' CSS.

HACKER HUNTERS: Business Week covers the rise of joint local, state, and federal cyber-crimefighting efforts; the collaboration is necessary, because the cyber-crooks are currently winning. Indeed, hackers have found a way to lock up the electronic documents o­n your computer and then extort money over the internet to get them back.

TIME TRAVEL: The idea of building so-called traversable wormholes for time travel is looking increasingly shaky, according to two new scientific analyses. Of course, anyone who went to the time-travelers' convention knows this.

SUPER-LASER: At the National Ignition Facility, scientists hope to produce the world’s most powerful laser — o­ne that will create in a laboratory the energy found at the center of the sun.

GINORMOUS: Miriam-Webster posts favorite words not in the dictionary.

THE SOPRANOS: The seventh season will focus o­n materialism, according to creator David Chase, who sounds like he's leaving himself a little wiggle room as to whether this will be the final season of the critically-acclaimed gangster dramedy.

GREAT GRINCH: Thurl Ravenscroft, who provided the rumbling “They’re Grrrrreeeat!” for Kellogg’s Tony the Tiger ads has died of prostate cancer at 91. He also sang, "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch."

ERNEST T. BASS passed away last weekend at 85.

SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE THAT CIGARETTE: An Arkansas man suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after jumping from a car traveling 55-60 mph while trying to retrieve a cigarette blown out of the passenger-side window.

PEOPLE OF ARAB DESCENT living in the U.S. are doing far better than the average American, according to data collected by the U.S. Census Bureau in 2000. Daniel Drezner links to an article by Moises Naim in Foreign Policy posing questions raised by the data, such as, "how does o­ne explain why Arab immigrants in Europe are worse off than those in the United States?" Naim continues: "Cultural determinists may want to revise their theories of Arab backwardness. Arab leaders should be ashamed when they see their emigrants prospering in the United States while their own people are miserable. And Europe should wake up to the possibility that it may have less of an 'Arab problem' than a 'European problem.' Then again, maybe the cultural determinists have an explanation for why Europeans are so predisposed against Arab success."

JACKO JUSTICE: The trial isn't over quite yet, but online gamblers have rendered their verdict: the smart money is o­n acquittal.

A PARENTING TIP: Tell your kids to never joyride with the ice cream man. I'm not a parent, but I was o­nce hired as an ice cream man, so you know there are no standards. In Pace, FL, 69 year-old William Stafford was arrested o­n more than 100 counts of various lewd and lascivious activities.

ZIMBABWE: I previously noted the recent fraudulent election held there. Now, the government is cracking down o­n its people and the country is collapsing.

YOU THINK YOUR FEET DON'T STINK? A stench by any other name might smell sweeter...

PRODIGAL SHEEP returns, saves farmer.

HAT SAVES IMPALED MAN from bleeding to death.

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Counting Hos, Maximo Park, Robot Swarms and Giant Armadillos   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Tuesday, May 24, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade


COUNTING CROWS FRONTMAN and Sideshow Bob look-alike Adam Duritz denies claims by jailed escort agency boss Jason Itzler that Duritz was o­ne of his best clients. Itzler told Page Six, "He used to hire four or five girls at a time and spend $10,000 or $20,000 a throw. I'm o­nly revealing his name because I don't think it's going to hurt his career."

U2 is thinking about POP: The Special Edition. That's all we need: Bono channeling George Lucas.

MAXIMO PARK: Brooklyn Vegan has a nice round-up of reax to the band's new album. Sterogum likes it.

GUNS 'N' ROSES: Someone found the time to brew up fractal versions of their big hits.

KRIS KRISTOFFERSON: There's a nice -- and if true, very funny -- account of how he got into the music biz up at Metafilter.

DAVID BOWIE AND CHRIS ROCK were checking out Nine Inch Nails together in NYC. Even I would have paid to see Rock rocking to "Head Like A Hole!"

ON THE PITCHFORK: A music-oriented summer reading list.

REVENGE OF THE SITH fails to halt the overall box office slump. Receipts for the weekend were down 3.5 percent from the same weekend last year. And if you want to go beyond spoliers, Gary Farber has excerpts of the script cut from the movie.

SIN CITY: At Cannes, Robert Rodriguez reveals he's already working o­n a sequel based o­n Frank Miller's A Dame to Kill For.

PETER SARSGAARD, who was great in Garden State, is claimed to be more than a bit playa. He's now dating Maggie Gyllenhaal -- couldn't happen to a nicer gal.

BILLY ZANE has told people he wants to run for President in about eight years. He's citing Ronald Reagan as an example that lack of experience dosn't matter, apparently unaware that Reagan had been president of the Screen Actor's Guild and Governor of California before running for the White House.

DENIS LEARY gives the graduation speech at Emerson College, beginning with, "I didn't prepare a bunch of stuff to say to you guys because I know you want to get out of here and get drunk..."

CELEBRITIES face the piñata syndrome -- an instaiable hunger for celebrity gossip so instaiable that everyone form 60 Minutes to internet bloggers are getting in o­n the act. My heart weeps for all of those who spend their lives becoming stars and then decide they don't want any publicity they can't control.

TOM AND KATIE UPDATE: Cruise's appearance o­n Oprah gets this treatment from the ever-objective Associated Press: "First, Tom Cruise was head over heels about his new girlfriend, Katie Holmes. Then he was giddy. Now, he's just plain batty... A starry-eyed Cruise got down o­n his knees and repeatedly jumped up o­n the couch like a Robin Williams comedy act." The AP was too kind to note that when Cruise dragged Holmes from backstage, it was clearly staged, given how made up Holmes was to cover up those sores around her mouth. Defamer photoblogged the show -- proving that a few screenshots are worth a thousand words. New York Daily News gossip Ben Widdicombe suggests that Bosworth was the second Kate Cruise phoned, which TC's reps deny. Maybe this is all meant to distract us from Tom's Scientology-based opinion that Brooke Shields should not have taken Paxil for her postpartum depression. Finally, New York Post columnist Liz Smith does a blurb o­n Cruise's plan to invite a bunch of fans to the premiere of War of the Worlds. The NYP headline is: "Cruise Offers Fans Hot Seats." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ONE HUNDRED ALL-TIME BEST MOVIES, as chosen by Time magazine's critics. They cheat, lumping sequels and trilogies together when it suits them.

THE SIMPSONS for the blind. Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa, that is -- there could be no point to having Jessica Simpson for the blind.

IRAQ I: The commander of Iraq's new counter-insurgency headquarters was gunned down as he drove to work o­n Monday in Baghdad. Meanwhile, rebel Shiite cleric Moktada al-Sadr, who led bloody revolts against American forces last year, suggested that he would forgo military efforts and work to ease rising sectarian tensions throughout Iraq. Shockingly, this was reported by The New York Times.

IRAQ II: Arthur Chrenkoff has his usual round-up of underreported good news. Of the approximately 160 links in the round-up, a whopping two are from The New York Times, which reprinted last month's round-up. But if the NYT can report nice things about Moktada al-Sadr, they may get around to reporting o­n the troops providing clean drinking water to rural towns, often for the first time ever, upgrading badly neglected infrastructure,collecting shoes and pens for Iraqi children in their off-time, not to mention crayons, pencils and coloring books, some day.

CULT OF THE iPod: The next version of iTunes will support integrated support for downloading podcasts.

ROBOT SWARMS: Engineers at the University of Pennsylvania have received a grant from the Defense Department to develop robot swarms for conducting large-scale search operations, such as for a bomb in a city.

DAILY KOS founder Markos Moulitsas Zúniga is unhappy: "One of the key problems with the Democratic Party is that single issue groups have hijacked it for their pet causes. So suddenly, Democrats are the party of abortion, of gun control, of spottend owls, of labor, of trial lawyers, etc, etc., et-frickin'-cetera. We don't stand for any ideals, we stand for specific causes." However, he also talks about this in the context of developing the "brand" of the party, so time will tell whether he's mostly concerned about marketing.

AUTHOR KEITH THOMPSON, who supported Robert Kennedy, Eugene McCarthy, George McGovern and Howard Metzenbaum, explains why he has left the Left, or vice versa.

FOUAD AJAMI writes o­n the movement toward more democracy in the Middle East: "The weight of American power, historically o­n the side of the dominant order, now drives this new quest among the Arabs. For decades, the intellectual classes in the Arab world bemoaned the indifference of American power to the cause of their liberty. Now a conservative American president had come bearing the gift of Wilsonian redemption." Of course, Ajami's findings are anecdotal; Arab Muslims still tend to think the U.S. is the problem, rather than part of the solution.

OUR FRIENDS, THE SAUDIS: Sunday's Washington Post carried a nice editorial asking President Bush to stand up for democratic reformers jailed in Saudi Arabia. I presume that the White House response is o­ne it really can't give publicly, i.e., the primary current alternative to the House of Saud is actually worse.

TERI HATCHER, with a nod to George Bernard Shaw, says she would pose for Playboy magazine for ten million bucks.

MORE YEARBOOK FOLLIES: A North Texas school district has apologized to a student identified o­nly as "Black Girl" in a high school yearbook photo of the school's National Honor Society.

DID YOU KNOW THAT ISU -- the birthplace of Pate-- is also home to the NASA Food Technology Commercial Space Center?

PUBLIC TELEVISION IS SO BIASED in France that a group of journalists from French state TV and radio set up an o­nline petition (signed by more than 15,000 people) and presented it to President Jacques Chirac, the heads of French TV and radio and to the director of the CSA French broadcasting standards authority.

WASHINGTON STATE ELECTION UPDATE: The GOP challenge of the results for the Governor's race is going to trial, though it's unlikely the GOP will win it. The poll results in the story are of more interest. o­nly 39 percent want a new vote for governor; 56 percent oppose it. OTOH, the numbers virtually flip when registered voters were asked who they thought actually won -- 56 percent called Rossi the winner; o­nly 36 percent believed Gov. Gregoire won.

JUDICIAL FILIBUSTERS: Hardly anyone cares, but Senate centrists agreed o­n a compromise that clears the way for confirmation of many of President Bush's stalled judicial nominees, leaves others in limbo and preserves venerable filibuster rules. So judicial confirmation or filibuster dpends not o­n a majority vote, or a filibuster by 40 Senators, but a backroom deal cut by 12 Senators. Now there's an exercise of minority rights. Meanwhile, the New York Times buries in a correction that its May 6th article about a demonstration at Princeton University against the "nuclear option" to bar filibusters o­n judicial nominees was written by a Princeton student who participated in the demonstration.

WHEN GIANT ARMADILLOS ROAMED THE EARTH: Builders have found the fossil of a giant armadillo -- which lived up to 2 million years ago and would have been the size of a Volkswagen Beetle -- in southern Peru.

SARCASM: Scientists say they have located the parts of the brain that comprehend sarcasm. That's just peachy.

AFGHANISTAN: Here, the New York Times lede was, "President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan spoke Monday with President Bush about the treatment of Afghan prisoners held by the United States. But Mr. Bush made no commitment o­n when he might be willing to give the Kabul government control over prisoners taken by the military." Compare that lede to this: "Afghan President Hamid Karzai yesterday rejected US criticisms of his antidrug efforts, called international help in the fight 'half-hearted,' and demanded justice for prisoners abused by US troops. However, he said o­n the eve of a meeting with US President George W. Bush that the prisoner abuse detailed in a leaked US Army report should not reflect o­n the United States as a whole." What does it say when the more balanced lede comes from Al-Jazeerah? Just kidding, as that site is not affiliated with the Qatar-based TV channel.

THE UNITED NATIONS: The New York Times runs a piece that seems favorable to more aggressive U.N. peacekeeping in the Congo. The article contains a single sentence in paragraph 23: "And critics also denounce the sexual abuse of girls by some peacekeepers." The U.S. is wants the U.N. Security Council to condemn the rape and pedophilia, while noting that "The distinguished and honorable record of accomplishment in U.N. peacekeeping is being tarnished by the acts of a few individuals." Somehow, if the story was about U.S. soldiers raping and abusing girls as young as 13 in Afghanistan, I doubt that the NYT would be as charitable as our government is to the U.N.

LEBANON: A Lebanese student blogs a dozen problems with an article o­n the upcoming election that ran in the Sunday Outlook section of the Washington Post.

WE BOUGHT VIAGRA FOR SEX OFFENDERS: New York's comptroller urged the nation's top health official Sunday to ban high-risk sex offenders and convicted rapists from receiving Viagra paid for by Medicaid. A federal Medicaid spokesman responded that states can block paroled rapists and other high-risk sex offenders from receiving taxpayer-financed drugs for impotence.

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Feel-Good Hits of the Summer, The Stooges, Jessica Alba and more...   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Monday, May 23, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade


SUMMER MUSIC: The Guardian asked a wide swath of music folk (with links at the end of the piece) for their feel-good hits of the summer. Those who know me well will laugh when Sparks' Ron Mael says, "This summer I'll be listening to music from a car radio. Summertime is driving time and o­nly music from a car radio is permissible (preferably AM music). You should be barely able to hear the radio due to the wind noise from your convertible top being down." But there's plenty more summery goodness in the article, so read the whole thing (and if you're wondering about spring music, not to worry).

ROXY MUSIC: Friday's Guardian also had a nice (albeit over-the-top) profile of the influential band as it prepares to hit the reunion trail.

U2 BACKED LEONARD COHEN at a tiny club gig last week. The performance is expected to appear in an upcoming documentary o­n Cohen.

THE BOREDOMS: The Japanese art-rock/noise-punk band whose drummer is name-checked for the Flaming Lips' "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots," is profiled by Jim DeRogatis.

ELVIS WAS AN ALIEN, according to new book being published by VH1/Pocket Books instead of the Weekly World News.

REVENGE OF THE SITH shatters prior three and four-day box office records, grossing $158.5 million throught the weekend. Indeed, the flick raked in a record 50 million bucks o­n Thursday, with 16.5 million just from the midnight screenings.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE SITH: It turns out that those folks in costume at the premiere I attended were the Midwest Garrison, a chapter of the 501st Legion Star Wars Imperial Costuming Club. The group won't accept payment for appearances, requesting that event organizers make a donation to a charity. The Garrison o­nly does the villains; I stumbled across these two Leias, who are rather attractive for hardcore geeks and thus must be suspected of being seriously disturbed. Not that there's anything wrong with that; after all, Angelina Jolie has built an entire career o­n that combo.

...AND NOW, YOUR MOMENT OF SITH: The o­nly thing better than a Star Wars PEZ dispenser would be a giant Star Wars PEZ dispenser... that holds a dozen whole packs of PEZ!

DOCTOR JONES is finally going after the Lost Ark of the Covenant. I guess it's not in that big warehouse.

I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE, I see Saddam Hussein filing some lawsuits.

IRAQ: Iraqi security officials say al-Zarqawi, was injured and almost captured during Operation Matador; U.S. intelligence officials say they have heard reports about al-Zarqawi being injured, but they have been unable to confirm them. FWIW, an Iraqi blogger reports that a source from the Iraqi Ministry of Defense told the Al-Watan Saudi newspaper yesterday that members from the Syrian army have joined the insurgents in Al-Qaiem against the US and Iraqi forces. Meanwhile, more than 1,000 Sunni Arab clerics, political leaders and tribal heads ended their two-year boycott of politics in post-Saddam Hussein Iraq o­n Saturday, uniting in a Sunni bloc that they said would help draft the country's new constitution and compete in elections.

IRAQ II: Seven Iraqi battalions, backed by U.S. forces, launched an offensive in Baghdad o­n Sunday, targeting those who have attacked the dangerous road to Baghdad's airport and Abu Ghraib prison. Separately, Iraqi security forces captured Ismail Budair Ibrahim al-Obeidi, allegedly close to the network of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi o­n Tuesday.

DAVID CROSS lists "Albums to Listen to While Reading Overwrought Pitchfork Reviews" for the Pitchfork.


THE THREE SURVIVING BEACH BOYS joined hundreds of fans Friday to unveil a state historical landmark at the site of the home of the legendary band's founding brothers.

THE STOOGES will be performing their 1970 classic, Fun House, at the All Tomorrow's Parties festival in the UK. No word o­n ay U.S. dates.

THE CLASH topped Time Out London's poll of most legendary performances for their 1977 gig at the Rainbow Theatre. The band were supported by the other notorious punk bands of the time - The Jam, Buzzcocks, Subway Sect and The Prefects.

BRADGELINA UPDATE: People at advance screenings of Mr. & Mrs. Smith say Jennifer Aniston never had a chance.

WHICH IS MORE SAD? The international space station falling apart, or the international space station falling apart?

BLOGS may be overhyped, but cannot be ignored, according to Business 2.0

THE HUFF-PO: As The Huffington Post does not allow readers to comment o­n the celebloggers' entries, it's nice that Arianna has Greg Gutfeld acting as the fifth columnist.

IRAN: Iran's hard-line Guardian Council o­n Sunday rejected all reformists who registered to run in the presidential elections, approving o­nly six out of the 1,010 hopefuls. I suppose that's news.

AFGHANISTAN: A female VJ forced off the air two months ago under pressure from mullahs has been murdered.

MONGOLIA: The current election seems cleaner than the last o­ne. A runoff may be forced by a candidate who has seemingly come out of nowhere.

TOM AND KATIE UPDATE: Rush & Molloy of the New York Daily News sketches the backstory of how Tom Cruise obtained a ten million dollar judgment against the "erotic wrestler" who claimed in 2001 he'd been Cruise's lover. Of course, today Tom is all about the Katie-love, telling MTV that Holmes is "exceptional, special and extraordinary." He told Access Hollywood that what first drew her to him was her acting talent. No doubt.

CATS: Jenn Shreve compares her cat to exotic pets including the svannah cats (linked here previously), a robot cat and a cloned cat. And cute kitties are forced into brutal competetion at Kitten War.

DOGS: A St. Louis dog owner claims that a city ordinance that requires any stray dog to be spayed or neutered before being returned to an owner violates his religious freedom because he believes the practice will deny his nine month old rottweiler entry into heaven.

STARVING MENTALLY COMPETENT PATIENTS is o­ne way Britain's National Health Service proposes to save money.

ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND: The Vienna Beef Co. and Alpha Baking Co., which manufactures S. Rosen's hotdog buns, will sign a formal "piece" treaty, vowing to package hot dogs and buns in quantities of eight.

ROBOT RACERS: DARPA (the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which brought you the internet) are mounting Grand Challenges, with a two million dollar prize offered to any robot car that can drive 175 miles across the desert in 10 hours. The purpose of the event is to further research into what the Department of Defense calls "autonomous ground vehicles that will help save American lives o­n the battlefield.''

NEWSWEEK puts things o­n the covers of overseas editions that it is apparently too cowardly to put o­n the cover in the U.S. BTW, I have an extended rant o­n media coverage of the military that you can read if you want by clicking o­n the "read more" link at the bottom of today's links. Lest I be accused of hypocrisy, let me note that this is the Pate site, not mine; the opinions I express are my own. Consequently, I believe it is o­nly polite to refrain from putting a full-on rant o­n the front page.

JESSICA ALBA persuaded mogul Bob Weinstein to bid 100 grand for tennis lessons with Monica Seles and Boris Becker at an AmFar benefit by promising to appear in o­ne of his movies for free.

LINDA BLAIR used to channel Satan. These days, she's rhyming like the Johnny Cochran. Not sayin', just sayin.

THE AXE EFFECT: Attracting hot women is just fine; the bursting into flames, not so much.

THE PENNSYLVANIA SUPREME COURT will decide whether a sperm donor is obligated to pay child support.

OUT: SINGLES BARS; In: Home Depot.

ANOTHER DAY, another cheerleading coach arrested in Orlando for allegedly trying to have sex with a 14-year-old girl.

SOMETHING AWFUL had this tale of maternal insanity turn up in o­ne of their forums, but the version I've linked (thanks to my co-clerk Debbie) saves you the trouble of downloading each photo manually.

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Jim, Jimi, Janis, a Rhino, a Goat, Monkeys and a Lesser Panda   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Friday, May 20, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade



FRIDAY TIMEWASTER: Today, we're kickin' it old skool adventure style in the Crimson Room.

DYLAN DAYS kick off today in Hibbing, proving that Bob Z is the exception to the rule that you cannot be a prophet in your home town.

NEIL YOUNG is thinking about rapping, but asks people to shoot him if he starts.

MR. MOJO RISEN? Rodeo photographer Gerald Pitts insists Doors singer-songwriter Jim Morrison didn’t die in July 1971 and that he has current photographs and film footage to prove it. Pitts says Morrison staged his death because of a French conspiracy to kill him, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix with narcotics because they were all Vietnam war protestors. Hey, the story is scheduled to run o­n A Current Affair today, so it must be true.

NO ROCK AND ROLL FUN: The Toronto Eye tips its cap to the British blog from which I steal more often than I credit it. So let me note a recent xrrf post which links you to scads and scads of free, legal downloads of cool music.

THE PERNICE BROTHERS will release their new album, Discover a Lovelier You, o­n June 14th. And Joe Pernice has posted a QuickTime movie of his version of MTV's Cribs.

"YOU MIGHT BE AN INDIE-YUPPIE IF...:" Stereogum announces the winner of his contest.

...AND NOW, your moment of Sith.

JACK KEROUAC: An unpublished and long-forgotten play by the Beat legend, recently discovered in a New Jersey warehouse, will be excerpted in the July issue of Best Life magazine.

YEARBOOK UPDATE: Boynton Beach High School officials will use stickers to cover the yearbook photo of a high school senior wearing a collar and leash after the guy's mother complained.

QURAN DESECRATION AND NEWSWEEK: In The New York Times, columnist David Brooks notes (as I already have) that "The rioters are the real enemy, not Newsweek and not the American soldiers serving as prison guards." Brooks also dismisses the notion that the Newsweek fiasco was not influenced by bias, because he o­nce worked at the magazine: " The people who run Newsweek are not a bunch of Noam Chomskys with laptops. Not even close. Whatever might have been the cause of their mistakes, liberalism had nothing to do with it." However, ABC News White House correspondent Terry Moran sees "a deep anti-military bias in the media. o­ne that begins from the premise that the military must be lying, and that American projection of power around the world must be wrong. I think that that is a hangover from Vietnam, and I think it's very dangerous. That's different from the media doing it's job of challenging the exercise of power without fear or favor." BTW, Linda Foley, the International President of the Newspaper Guild and president of Communications Workers of America recently repeated the charge that our troops target journalists for murder, albeit with no evidence to support it. PLUS: Instapundit excerpts Marty Peretz from The New Republic, so you don't have to subscribe.

QURAN DESECRATION II: Now, Amazon.com has to deal with it.

THE U.S. IS 85 PERCENT JEWISH, according to 14 focus groups conducted last December and January among college-educated Muslim men and women in Egypt, Morocco and Indonesia for the Council o­n Foreign Relations. They were o­nly 83 percent off.

TARA REID races a sausage and loses; that's hard to believe.

TOM AND KATIE UPDATE: Cruise has taken Holmes to the Chocolate Factory. No word o­n whether she had the fizzy lifting drink.

THE ODD COUPLE: No, this is not about Cruise and Holmes. Prof. Glenn Reynolds (the Instapundit) agrees with Markos Moulitsas Zúniga (of the Daily Kos): they will stop linking to The New York Times op-ed pages o­nce they go subscription. The New York Post, which recently instituted a free registration system, scaled back the amount of personal info it sought after people like Matt Drudge threatened to stop linking to NYP material. As I suggested from the outset, the NYT may find it is making a grave error.

SUPER-SUE ME: A company that gave office space to Super-Size Me director Morgan Spurlock in return for a share in the company that made the hit film about eating fast food is suing him for 40 million dollars. Spurlock's attorney believes the suit is meritless.

HOWARD DEAN: Arizona's top Democrat -- Gov. Janet Napolitano-- steered clear of the DNC chair during his visit to the state. He was rebuked by Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) for comments about House majority leader Tom DeLay. Democratic congressional leaders Sen. Harry Reid and Rep. Nancy Pelosi have urged Dean to restrain his rhetoric, to organize rather than inflame. Dean could probably get away with annoying DC Democrats (and burnish his outsider image), except that DNC fundraising -- which was going to be his strong suit --has lagged. I don't think Dean has a serious problem, as this is a non-election year. But if he is seen as non-serious next year, it probably will be serious.

THERE IS POWER IN A UNION: Hundreds of thousands of prostitutes working in Spain urgently need labor rights to prevent them from being exploited, o­ne of Spain's most prominent union leaders said o­n Wednesday.

PORN STAR MAREY CAREY (who ran for Governor in the CA recall election) coughed up five grand for two tickets to a National Republican Congressional Committee event. Carey is keen to meet presidential policy advisor Karl Rove: "I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!" AFAIK, Rove is not o­n record as being against girl-on-girl action, so long as the women are not married to each other and are hot.

SOCIAL SECURITY: The Democratic plan for shoring up the program's long-term solvency is to not have a plan -- and some seem upset that Congressman Jerry Wexler (D-FL) has offered a plan. Of course, it's also fair to note that President Bush actually has not offered a plan as such either, though he has proposed individual savings accounts and supported the notion of progressive indexing of benefits.

UZBEKISTAN: Gateway Pundit is all over the story, including a link to video of a rebel leader o­n horseback.

DEMOCRACY IN SYRIA? Michael J. Totten, recently returned from Lebanon, writes that Lebanon’s Cedar Revolution is reverberating powerfully inside Syria. He also provided a link to an interesting post by a student at the American University in Beirut about the role of the U.S. in the region.

SMART DRUGS: Ronald Bailey reports that we are already well advanced in the enhancement era of neuropharmacology. According to University of Pennsylvania neurologist Anjan Chatterjee, "This is coming regardless of your view of whether or not this is a good world, a bad world or somewhere in between."

SMART SHOES: Sports shoes that decide whether their owner has done enough exercise to warrant time in front of the TV have been prototyped in the United Kingdom.

CLOVER AND BOK-BOK: Two orphans have formed an unlikely bond o­n a South African game park although horns and a love for horse pellets are about the o­nly things they have in common.

MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS: Researchers have found a new species of monkey in Tanzania. The highland mangabey is a medium-sized monkey, with a long tail, long brown fur, a black face, hands and feet; adults make a distinctive, loud, low-pitched "honk-bark" call. Although Reuters reports that this is the first new species of monkey identified in 20 years, a moment with Google reveals that the Arunachal macaque was discovered in India in December 2004 and that Callicebus bernhardi and Callicebus stephennashi were discovered in Brazil in 2002. At that time the BBC reported that 13 new species had been found in Brazil in the prior decade. And don't even get me started o­n the minkey.

A BABY GORILLA at Boston's Franklin Park Zoo is back in her mother's arms following an emergency medical procedure to treat a rare bone disease, zoo officials said Thursday.

A LESSER PANDA is proving a hit at a zoo near Tokyo as it can stand o­n two legs like a human being for about 10 seconds, an unusual feat for the species, zoo officials said.

PLEISTOCENE PARK: A Russian scientist wants to recreate the ecosystem of the Mammoth to help fight global warming.

GOOGLE IS DESTINED TO DIE IN FIVE YEARS, according to the wishful thinking of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

TV OVER THE INTERNET will bring you the wonder of hog-cooking class for under two bucks.

A BOAT WITH NO NAME: Based o­n The New York Times story, might I suggest the "Sloop John B?" The "Edmund Fitzgerald?" And like any good tale of the sea, someone ended up with an eye patch.

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REVENGE OF THE SITH opens wide today, as you have undoubtedly heard many times over. But did you know that Darth Vader is o­ne of the grotesques o­n Washington's National Cathedral? No, really! And if you want the supersized version of the picture above, you can get it from Giant magazine's site. o­n the other hand, if you want to see video of Ewan MacGregor and Hayden Christensen kissing each other o­n the lips, you have to go to Page SixSixSix.

ATTACK OF THE CLONES? Across a range of sports, wearing red is consistently associated with a higher probability of winning, according to a study in the new issue of Nature. The British anthropologists obviously didn't study the Iowa State Cyclones.

THE DECEMBERISTS are keeping a tour journal.

PETRA HADEN, who has been a touring member of the Decemberists, talked about that and her a cappella version of The Who Sell Out (previously noted here) with Under The Radar.

ARE WE NOT MEN? Devo announces a Summer tour, including a Colorado date with English Beat, Dramarama, and Flock of Seagulls.

PET SOUNDS is getting the remix treatment o­n Hippocamp Ruins Pet Sounds.

COLDPLAY lead singer Chris Martin has launched an attack o­n his record label EMI and the company's shareholders. Chris, you married Gwynneth Paltrow, so why not work for free? Of course, that idea might be nixed by GP, who doesn't want your daughter to be a freak, despite having named her after a fruit.. or is it a computer?

BRITNEY AND K-FED attempt to up their image by doing a self-deprecating Top Ten list for the Letterman show. Hey, I'd tune in if I thought there was going to be gator-wrasslin'! ALSO: Defamer offers a critique of the Chaotic debut. Entertainment Weekly calls the couple's reality show "career suicide by videocam."

RICHARD GERE will meet in Jordan with the world's other great minds to solve the problems of the world. I think we're all going to sleep a bit easier, so long as the solution to the world's problems does not involve gerbils.

UZBEKISTAN: There are some good summaries of the backstory of the current crackdown and U.S. policy toward the current regime at The Belgravia Dispatch and Registan.

MY KIND OF TOWN: A man who claims his idea for a documentary film was stolen by Oprah Winfrey and Eddie Murphy climbed atop a crane in downtown Chicago and threatened to throw himself off Wednesday morning to get attention for his case. Even worse, the man seems to be referring to The PJ's.

X-MEN: In an inspired bit of casting, the next installment of the movie franchise will have Kelsey Grammer as Hank McCoy (a/k/a The Beast).

THE RIDDLER Is dead from lung cancer, emphysema and pneumonia at 72. TV Batman Adam West issued a statement o­n the death of Frank Gorshin: "Frank will be missed. Frank was a friend and a fascinating character." He performed o­n the Ed Sullivan Show the night the Beatles invaded America; his final TV appearance will be o­n tonight's season finale of CSI, which is directed by Gorshin fan Quentin Tarantino.

GILLIGAN is recuperating from quadruple heart bypass surgery. Get well soon, little buddy!

BATS AND WHALES: A little bit about animal sonar.

ANIMAL WRONGS: Animal rights extremists followed the wife of a pharmaceutical company executive to her job, rifled through her car and stole a credit card. They used it buy $20,000 in travelers checks, which they then donated to four charities.

MADONNA denies having had plastic surgery, but the plastic surgeons have been making house calls.

IDOL BLOGGING: I'm linking Ann Althouse's Tuesday post simply because the show had Clive Davis as a guest judge. You may recall that Davis fears being known as "The Man Who Passed o­n Claude Pate."

GANG OF FOUR: Brooklyn Vegan has pictures from the band's after-after-party in NYC.

ONE IMPORTANT, BUT OFT-OVERLOOKED ASPECT OF PARENTING is teaching your 12 year-old the proper appreciation of Led Zeppelin.

DO YOU SPEAK JIVE? Then maybe you're ready to learn how to speak gangsta.

THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER are catalogued at the Wikipedia.

THE 50 WORST HAIRSTYLES OF ALL TIME are catalogued at the Phat Phree.


THE SOPRANOS: In the sixth and allegedlly final season of the gangster dramedy now shooting, anyone could get whacked. But Edie Falco, who plays Tony Soprano’s wife, Carmela, does not expect to be killed off. "That would be unlikely," says Falco. "Who would cook?"

MOST LIKELY TO GET IN TROUBLE: A Florida mother wants Boynton Beach High's 2005 yearbook recalled because her son was voted "Most Whipped;" the accompanying photo shows her son, who is black, o­n a leash held by his girlfriend, who is white.

ANDREW BREITBART, who has worked as an web assistant to both Matt Drudge and Arianna Huffington, is interviewed by Cathy Seipp.

A STAFF ATTORNEY TO SEN. MICHAEL DeWINE claims his privacy was invaded by the racy tales o­n the now-infamous Washingtonienne blog. The filing of the suit coincides with the publication of Jessica Cutler's book.

BLOGGERS AND JOURNOS: That UConn poll o­n the public and the press yielded some interesting results: Journalists apparently believe that blogs have changed journalism, made it better and should have the same First Amendment rights as the press; they just don't like bloggers being called journalists.

THE SIMPSONS: When the couple went to Iraq to shoot their upcoming ABC special, "there were jokes among the crew about not letting Jessica near Nick with an M-16."

IRAQ: The upsurge in car bombings in Iraq was ordered by al Qaeda's leader in the country, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, at a meeting of insurgents in Syria, a senior U.S. military official said o­n Wednesday. But lest we think that the fols involved fanatical martyrs, note o­ne attack last week where the driver's foot was found taped to the accelerator.

DEMOCRACY IN SYRIA? From the Washington Post: "Beset by U.S. attempts to isolate his country and facing popular expectations of change, Syrian President Bashar Assad will move to begin legalizing political parties, purge the ruling Baath Party, sponsor free municipal elections in 2007 and formally endorse a market economy, according to officials, diplomats and analysts... Emboldened opposition leaders, many of whom openly support pressure by the United States even if they mistrust its intentions, said the measures were the last gasp of a government staggering after its hasty and embarrassing troop withdrawal last month from neighboring Lebanon." Gateway Pundit has more o­n pro-democracy protests and U.S. pressure. But there's certainly room for improvement if Abu Musab al-Zarqawi can meet with insurgents there.

BAHRAIN finds itself in the stutter-start of democratic reform, with local bloggers smack in the middle of controversy.

BUBBLE HOUSE, with an indoor river and cactus garden, for sale in France. o­nly three million bucks. Why don't they just phone Johnny Depp?

PORN-BLOGGING: Porn stars, porn gossip scribes and porn production workers are turning to blogs to expose what it's really like to live and work in the San Fernando Valley-based sex industry.

TAX DOLLARS AT PLAY: Florida spent 17 million in Medicaid funds o­n drugs advertised by Bob Dole and Mike Ditka. There were hundreds of cases where patients were prescribed between 90 and 240 pills of Viagra a month to treat an "off-label" medical condition -- i.e., a condition for which the drug has never been approved. The condition in this case would be called "fun."

DATELINE BRAINERD: Criminal charges were filed Monday in Morrison County District Court against five women and o­ne man for their alleged involvement in prostitution at a bar north of Little Falls. No word o­n whether the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.

SELF-HEATING COFFEE: I love this country!

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