VAMPIRE WEEKEND plays a new song, "Cousins," on the MTV of the Great White North.

NEW RELEASES: Tegan and Sara, The Swell Season, Rod Stewart, Kraftwerk and more are streaming this week via Spinner.

EDWARD SHARPE and the MAGNETIC ZEROS play a Tiny Desk Concert at NPR.

THEM CROOKED VULTURES: Dave Grohl, Josh Homme, and John Paul Jones have posted their first full studio track, "New Fang,"

TORI AMOS played a mini-set for the World Cafe, streaming on demand via NPR.

JASON and the SCORCHERS cover "Absolutely Sweet Marie" and play "Harvest Moon" for Twofer Tuesday.

MORRISSEY was discharged from the hospital after collapsing on stage on Saturday evening with apparent breathing difficulties.

THE Q AWARDS went to these folks.

NICOLE ATKINS talked to the California Literary Review on the Jersey shore in winter, songwriting, going indie, and more...

NELS CLINE talks to Paste about how Wilco (The Album) is going over live, his most recent solo album and Wilco's plans to begin recording new material in January.

V: The first nine minutes of the miniseries reboot.

PAUL HAGGIS, the Oscar-winning writer-director whose credits include "Crash," "Million Dollar Baby" and "Letters From Iwo Jima," has left the Church of Scientology... and leaked a scathing letter explaining his reasons.

SANDRA BULLOCK is in a child custody battle with a former adult film starlet.

JUDE LAW's latest baby mama sold photos of the newborn to Hello magazine for about 300K.

ELISABETH MOSS and FRED ARMISEN got hitched in New York, though not on Saturday Night.

IVANKA TRUMP wed Jared Kushner, publisher of the New York Observer, in a ceremony at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J., on Sunday.

SUZANNE SOMERS is not exactly an expert on cancer treatment, surprisingly enough.

JON and KATE: Fmr. reality star Jon Gosselin has complied with a court order to return money missing from the couple's joint bank account - but Jon says Kate has yet to account for how she spent 33K in cash withdrawals.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY has the suits talking about a sequel, because we all know how well Blair Witch 2 did.

COCKTAIL may be headed to Broadway... will Katie Holmes be in it?

PAKISTAN arrested 11 Iranian Revolutionary Guards for illegally entering the country from Iran.

AFGHANISTAN: Pres. Karzai questioned the reliability of the US as a partner, as he fought off criticism of his government's legitimacy following fraud-marred elections.

IRAQ: Baghdad seems resilient in the wake of two massive car bombs at the Justice Ministry and the Baghdad provincial administration.  Calling the bombings an attack on the national unity government, Iraqi leaders swiftly responded with a compromise agreement on a new election law that had eluded them for weeks and threatened to delay national elections scheduled for January.

TURTLE LOVES WOK: Really, really.

A DEER broke into a Chinese restaurant in Middletown, PA.  Video at the link. I preeemptively denounce myself for wondering whether it went back a half-hour later, especially because the deer met an untimely end.

SMUGGLING A CHIHUAHUA: Nabbed in Dublin. X-Ray at the link.

A YORKSHIRE TERRIER outs a cheating wife.

AN ARMADA OF GIANT JELLYFISH drifts ever closer to the Sea of Japan coastline, so Japanese businesses are devising ways to make money from the creatures.