ROCKY VOTOLATO & MATT POND PA play the Human League's "Don't You Want Me" for The A.V. Club Undercover.

MAN MAN is advance streaming Life Fantastic.

WILD BEASTS are advance streaming Smother.

JESSICA LEA MAYFIELD stopped by Morning Becomes Eclectic for a session.

CRAIG FINN of the Hold Steady debuts "Not Much Left" at the Wits.

IKE & TINA TURNER: "River Deep, Mountain High," live and de-Spectorized.

TEENAGE FANCLUB's Norman Blake speaks to Aquarium Drunkard about the speed of recording as Jonny, the influences in its songs, how Merge Records came on board and why a little humor in music is never a bad thing.

THE CARS: Ric Ocasek talks to The A.V. Club about his decision to re-form the band, the baggage that prevented a reunion in the past (including The New Cars), and whether he's looking forward to touring again.

ANNA CALVI is declared an Artist to Watch at Rolling Stone, which is also streaming her album.

SOUNDCLOUD CEO and co-founder Alexander Ljung talks to the NYT about how sound will become the sixth sense of the social graph.

LINDSAY LOHAN is angry over reports that she skipped out on community service, saying she was not due for orientation until today.  That's because she's poised to avoid jail entirely, despite her 120-day sentence.

CHARLIE SHEEN claims he did not shoot Kelly Preston ... and that it was Kelly herself who caused the gun to fire and injure herself in the infamous 1990 incident.

THE DUKE & DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE are headed to Hollywood in July.

SHANIA TWAIN talked about her ex-husband's affair on Oprah.

WILL FARRELL made good on his promise to rid Conan O'Brien of his beard.

JANUARY JONES was reportedly so intent on starting a family that it drove a wedge between her and ex-beau Jason Sudeikis.

KATY PERRY talks about her religious childhood, career, and narriage to Russell Brand in the new issue of Vanity Fair.

KRISTEN WIIG is profiled by TIME about Bridesmaids.

SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN: ‘Thor' star Chris Hemsworth has emerged as a front runner to star in the Universal fairy tale opposite Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart.

MAXIM'S HOT 100 for 2011, just in time for Gratuitous Wednesday.

TERROR in the UK: Five young men from London, believed to be Bangladeshis, were detained yesterday while taking pictures of the Sellafield nuclear site. Following the arrests, counterterrorism officials conducted raids on four houses in east London.

YEMEN: The Republican Guard abandoned a base in Labus in Lahj province after clashes with the tribes for 10 days.

EGYPT: The Muslim Brotherhood has made devout moderation a cornerstone of their post-Mubarak strategy, but the group's statement after the death of Osama bin Laden suggests they may not be so moderate.

PAKISTAN: Hundreds of people gathered in Quetta to mourn the death of Osama bin Laden. CIA chief Leon Panetta tells TIME that US officials feared that Pakistan could have undermined the operation by leaking word to its targets.

GATOR vs PATROL CAR: Who you got?

CREATURE FROM THE DEEP? Not so much.

LUCY BROWN's slobber, sloth and bloodshot eyes helped her to the title of this year's Beautiful Bulldog. For some bizarre reason, the event is part of the Drake Relays sporting event in Des Moines, Iowa.

A DOG & GOOSE have become unlikely best friends in China after the dog rescued the bird after it was hit by a car.