OKAY, SO LANCE TOOK ONE OF MY BAD JOKES AND RAN WITH IT... Guess I'll have to find a picture of myself where I look less like a shrimpy Scientologist... or should I just claim I look much better without the eyeglasses?

SIX FEET UNDER has only one season to live.

PROFESSORS DAN DREZNER AND HARRY FARRELL study the impact of blogs on politics and policy around the world.

SIR ELTON: Now with enough profanity for The Sopranos.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES bags almost 26 million viewers last Sunday. And the NFL delayed the FOX premieres enough that Arrested Development was up against it.

HALO 2 will have first-day sales of about $75 million, "graphic testimony that the billion U.S. video game industry outsells the domestic movie box office..."

LARGEST KNOWN WHO COLLECTION is up on eBay.

LILEKS shares my view of Steely Dan.

"The first rule of Election Club is: DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELECTION CLUB."

MY LAW SCHOOL CLASSMATE TIM KNIGHT continues to clean house at Newsday.

LOU REED, the shins,The Flaming Lips and more on the Queen Mary. But the quintet that used to play The Love Boat would still sound like more musicians.

'TIS THE SEASON for Turkey and Gravy soda!