May fortune smile on most of you.

LaBELLE: "Lady Marmalade." I coulda used a little more cowbell.

TEENAGE FANCLUB plays KEXP.

TY SEGALL shares "Honeymoon (Edit)."

JASON ISBELL & THE 400 UNIT shares a live version of "King of Oklahoma."

LAUREN HILL & THE FUGEES quiet canceled their tour.

NELLY was busted on Ecstacy charges.

TENACIOUS D will return, according to Jack Black.

TAYLOR SWIFT's concerts in Vienna were canceled after revelations of an alleged terror plot possibly linked to ISIS.

WARNER BROS/DISCOVERY stock nears an all-time low after a 9.1 Billion writedown of TV losses.

COLIN JOST left the Olympics with an injury.

BRAD PITT & GEORGE CLOONEY's Wolfs is getting a sequel, even though it's only in theaters exclusively for a week.

KATE WINSLET isn't hiding her belly rolls.

BLAKE LIVELY & HUGH JACKMAN star in a heist-inspired Vogue photoshoot.

KIT HARRINGTON figures his kids won't be Game of Thrones fans.

ATTACK of the Spider-Tailed Viper!

HOW A GOLDEN got onto the roof.

OUROBOROS, but for realsies.