THERESA HEINZ-KERRY: “The job of a political spouse is to say, ‘Hey, idiot . . .'” Ouch. NEWS IS DEPRESSING, so leave now. JANE GALT has penned a poem: “My Tivo has…
Read MoreDICK CLARK hospitalized for a mild stroke. The real shocker: He’s only 75 years old! At least that’s what he’d have you believe… ANGELINA JOLIE would marry a woman. A story which…
Read MoreANDY GRIFFITH plays Santa for an entire North Carolina town — Mayberry has high-speed wi-fi? DEAD OR ALIVE: I wish I had seen this site before I finished my year-in-review project. TIME…
Read MoreIRAN has some… interesting criticism of Al-Jazeera. THE CHRONICLE SCOOPS AGAIN: This time with grand jury testimony from Barry Bonds, who demonstrates why so many people don’t like him very much. If…
Read MoreCATS AND DOGS, LIVING TOGETHER: A disaster of Biblical proportions in Provo, Utah… but that is about to change. ON THE PITCHFORK: IGGY & THE STOOGES (with Mike Watt!) pay tribute to…
Read MoreLILEKS notes that it’s decoration season and solicits your input on Christmas songs for his Sunday newspaper column. STACY’S MOM (Rachel Hunter) and Baywatch bunny Nicole Eggert are Gingers on The Real…
Read MoreQOTD: “I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson (via Pejman). And to briefly respond to Ron and others, the links…
Read MoreHAPPY THANKSGIVING, Y’ALL! I may not post much over the long weekend, but I’ll be back by Monday. In the meantime, here’s a bumper crop ‘o’ links. SANTA’S GOT A BRAND NEW…
Read MoreWELCOME, JON HAHN! The wayward Pate joins us officially. As I once wrote him (albeit regarding Jon Pratt): “It just ain’t the Archies without the Jughead beat.” And this site could be…
Read MorePOEM OF THE DAY: “If I owned the sword Excalibur” END OF THE WORLD UPDATE: First, the locusts in Egypt; now, it’s hundreds of thousands of poisonous toads Down Under. MATTHEW SHEPARD:…
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