NOW THAT YOU CAN'T ENDANGER YOURSELF IN A BAR, HERE'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY:

...with JOE STRUMMER and THE POGUES!  People will be getting their drink and dance on, so enjoy Joe, Shane and the band putting a Celtic spin on "London Calling" and "I Fought The Law" for St. Patrick's Day, 1988. Follow that up with the Dropkick Murphys' videos for "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" (which you may have heard in Martin Scorsese's The Departed) and "The Wild Rover."  Round it out with an Old Grey Whistle Test of my fave Pogues song, "Sally MacLennane," and a Shamrock Shake.

BONUS POGUES: Amost 2 hours, 15 minutes of discussion and anlysis on Political Beats, with guest Alfred Schultz.

DROPKICK MURPHYS are also livestreaming a concert today at 7 ET.

ILYAS AHMED covers the Stones, Joy Division and the VU for a Lagniappe Session.

R.E.M. is back on the charts because of course.

DAN SNAITH & NIGEL GODRICH Unravel the Mystery of Making Music.

FIONA APPLE's Art of Radical Sensitivity.

THE NUMBER ONES looks at the Captain & Tennille's watery, uncomfortable sex-jam "Do That To Me One More Time."

REGAL CINEMAS says it's closing all locations for now.

UNIVERSAL is breaking the theatrical window, making its movies available on home entertainment on the same day as the films’ global theatrical releases.

IDRIS ELBA tested positive for the coronavirus.

OLGA KURYLENKO tested positive for the coronavirus.

TOM HANKS is the only person from Baz Luhrmann Elvis Presley biopic believed to have tested positive.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, Whiskey, and Lulu do a public service announcement.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE had a female intruder saunter right into her crib.

BEN AFFLECT & ANA de ARMAS are staying by each other's side after returning from their romantic trip to Latin America.

ORLANDO BLOOM gave up sex for six months before he started dating Katy Perry.

JOHNNY DEPP is backed by OG ex-wife Vannessa Paradis in his face off with his second ex-wife, Amber Heard.

TOM CRUISE Warned The Studio About How Hard ‘Top Gun: Maverick' Would Be To Make.

THE MET GALA has been postponed.

THE KENTUCKY DERBY has been postponed.

WEST SIDE STORY: A first look at Spielber's remake, at Vanity Fair.

THE SHEDD AQUARIUM is closed, except for the Penguins, who are checking out the fish.

SELF-QUARANTINE with a feline.

THE GOLDEN POSSUM: Rare and beautiful.

DOGS & CATS, living together...

AN ESCAPED SHEEP spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof.