CATS: Veteran journo Georgie Anne Geyer pens a book on the history of cats.

DOGS: To quote the classic New Yorker cartoon, "On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog." These two blogs may be the exceptions.

CATS AND DOGS: Separating fact from fiction regarding holiday dangers to your pets.

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION: No, really. A Wonderbra has been recalled. Why can't the company say, "it's not a bug, it's a feature!

ANN COULTER AND TIM ROBBINS: Partying together! Forget the cats and dogs living together -- this is a sign of the apocolypse!

GOING POSTAL: Stamp vending machines are watching you. And taking your picture. And storing it for a month.

ILLINOIS GOV. ROD BLAGOJEVICH (D) -- who sports a hair helmet as resilient as those of GOP stalwarts Trent Lott and Jack Kemp --is proposing to make it illegal to sell violent and sexually explicit video games to minors, a step that other states have tried with little success.

I AM THE EGGMAN: The Frosty Mug Revolution asks: Why do we all have a mental image of Humpty Dumpty as an egg?

THAT SHORTAGE OF FLU SHOTS? Now, not so much.

LISA MARIE PRESLEY has almost left the building.

THE GUARDIAN announces its Bad Science Awards.

U.N. PEACEKEEPERS IN THE CONGO threatened UN staff and tried to block an investigation of alleged forced prostitution and rapes of children by U.N. troops. Coincidentally, U.N. officials have decided not to renew the contract of a doctor who coauthored a controversial memoir about life on the front lines of U.N. peacekeeping in the 1990s.

I LOVE LAWYERS: A California lawyer has been convicted of using a credit card scam to pay his way through law school.